Carina Rodrigues

I wasn't in Slumdog Millionaire

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

Sometimes I think I want to go to law school, and then other times I think I’d rather yeet myself off a cliff instead

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

2AM Quarter-life crisis got me signing up to take the LSAT this summer, I will never let myself know peace huh

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

Patiently waiting for academia to figure out that I’m a fraud

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

Just some light reading today lmao

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

Don’t reward bad behavior.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Honestly Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development was one of the first mean grandmothers I ever saw on TV and I’m so glad that people like me who grew up with a really terrible mean grandmother got to laugh it off

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

@weyheyitsmariel Omg 🙃 Life is funny that way I guess. And by funny, I mean fucking ruthless !
Jokes aside, sending a lotta love to you girl. I sincerely hope things have gotten better. ���

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

TFW your trauma gets triggered bigly just one hour after your therapy appt and now u gotta wait a whole week to talk about it lmao, the universe really wants me to stay mentally ill huh

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I would like to know who is responsible for the little dance that everyone is doing online.

[priyanka @thequeenpri]

normalize being the problem

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

“Belly Irish seems like a sweet girl” — my mother

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

The way that I would leave my man in 0.03 seconds for Dua Lipa

[MTV NEWS @MTVNEWS]

Get you a pop queen that can do both! 👏 @DUALIPA #GRAMMYs

[gia ; @giametrics]

Me hating Me watching
the grammys only harry’s parts
for zayn

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

Being active on this site for the first time in 5 years feels like rekindling a connection with a toxic ex lol

So uh anything interesting happen since 2016

[Carina Rodrigues @Caarrrinnaaa]

Hi, Twitter I am back and ready to wreck my mental health lol

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Hey, Joseph! I prefer to address everyone by the titles they’ve earned, so we’ll keep calling the future First Lady “Dr.” but add the well-deserved title of “Misogynist” to your name. “Misogynist Joseph Epstein” has a nice ring to it!

https://t.co/CsDjbm3lEw

[Wale @Wale]

How come I can’t watch SNL but it say SNL on my TV. This is ghetto

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖓 @FernDaOne]

CANCEL 4TH OF JULY THIS YEAR. NO FIREWORKS. DON’T CELEBRATE A COUNTRY THAT HAS FAILED IT’S PEOPLE.