Cabby Mack

Single fit easygoing guy from London and long suffering Crystal Palace fan

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Memories of the first Uber in London

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@AidanMageeTV Just got sacked from Greggs for loafing about

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@AidanMageeTV Freddie Mercury loved mushrooms so much so it inspired him to write the song We are the Champignons

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@AidanMageeTV ever since people have found out I'm a climate change deniar I've become a persona non greta

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@AidanMageeTV just been down the snooker club and got a 147 that was the bus that took me there

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@AidanMageeTV just painted the kids faces with the St George Cross before i take them to the park

Hopefully the council will come and take them away

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@AidanMageeTV what's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc

Ones made of wood the other is Maid of Orleans

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@AidanMageeTV i was in awe of meeting the Def Leopard drummer yesterday I had no idea he batted for England

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@AidanMageeTV so join us for Line Dancing on next week's Strictly

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@AidanMageeTV Elvis coffin took two weeks to make from Redwood Michael Jackson's coffin took a week to make from oak Gene Pitney s coffin just 24 hours from Balsa

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@AidanMageeTV why were the budgies on the top shelf more expensive than those on the bottom shelf

Because they were on hire perches

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@AidanMageeTV The Lionesses have decided to get penalty Specialist Emma Watson in for their semi final clash

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@AidanMageeTV The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped.

I only had a nine iron, but I still got it over the shed

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@AidanMageeTV People ask me why I win so much at Cards but nothing on the horses and I tell them it's because I don't get to shuffle the horses

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@AidanMageeTV Was watching Rachel on Countdown the other day when I got aroused I thought that's not bad for me 7 letters

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@AidanMageeTV Everton’s new ground has been named the Hill Dickinson stadium, after attracting sponsorship from a local legal firm.

Tickets next season are on a no win, no fee basis

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@AidanMageeTV The FA Cup winners 2025 received 2 Million in prize money which at £500,000 per week is a month's wages for Erlin Harland who never even got a kick of the ball🤣

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@AidanMageeTV Spanish Police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares into the stadium on 21st May for their match against Manchester UTD

Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European Final

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@AidanMageeTV Y𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦

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@AidanMageeTV Southampton FC bottom with 12 points one point for each Apostle probably why they're called The Saints

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@AidanMageeTV Who's going to win the World Snooker Championship?

Find out after the break