Cabell Harris

I play guitar, sing and write songs for @brokeinstereo. -

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

Too much pollution from rocket launches? IDEA: propulsion using coke & mentos. Problem solved. You’re welcome @elonmusk @SpaceX please put my royalty check in the mail

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

What do I enjoy most about NBA basketball? The hairstyles some have pretty crazy cuts. But most of all I love seeing all the young millionaire athletes that are going bald early in their 20s. *Pats myself on the back*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Make humanity a multiplanet species!

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

It’s a no contest. IN-N-OUT 🏆

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

A few dozen more pounds and @Rjeff24 is the new Charles Barkley of sports broadcasting.

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

For real tho...you know that says a lot about his legacy tho.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

KD, Kyrie, Harden, Blake Griffin, and now Aldridge teaming up to compete with a 36yr old LeBron in his 18th season

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

@Ludacris please give us the remix

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

🎶 move boomer get out the way, get out the way b*tch, get out the way 🎶

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

🎶 move boomer get out the way, get out the way b*tch, get out the way 🎶

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

Btw if you’re a boomer and you think “no, not me. I didn’t vote for Trump” yes you. Trump wasn’t the problem, he was a symptom. You were the problem but didn’t realize it till you saw him in the mirror....now I will try never to say his name again.

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

I absolutely can’t wait until the baby boomers are gone. I blame them and I think they’re just now realizing it as well....yup, that’s right. You guys are dumb and ruined everything congrats 🎉 🎊

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

I absolutely can’t wait until the baby boomers are gone. I blame them and I think they’re just now realizing it as well....yup, that’s right. You guys are dumb and ruined everything congrats 🎉 🎊

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

I just dreamed that @KDTrey5 was driving my robot vacuum on the freeway while I drove my autonomous car...at a picnic table later. KD: “come on, just say it”. Me: “yeah alright, you’re the best”. We hugged...🤷‍♂️#dreams

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

Knicks defense.....wowwww

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

I love the reaction from @Edelman11 and @maxkellerman to @MeyersLeonard. Repugnant language and thinking like that is far more common than the PC culture admits. Their reactions were very gracious and uplifting as opposed to outraged and angry. Beyond what is publicly expected.

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

The way the bklyn Nets look would be like if Lakers and Warriors were one team....just saying.

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

I hope AD comes back strong cuz this would be madness

[Chris Palmer @ChrisPalmerNBA]

Blake Griffin to the Lakers.

[CNN @CNN]

"We're trying to make the public realize that this golden age of space travel is just around the corner. It's coming. It's coming fast."

World's first space hotel scheduled to open in 2027 https://t.co/kuXSAW4QCw

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

The Saudis are squeezing the supply. They say it’s bc of the pandemic

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

Twitter mostly sucks....only a few ppl on here are actually funny, most of what I read is pseudo-intellectual, and it’s a bizarre format. “Do better tweeters” *into the void

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

In LA you only turn left at a red light...everybody knows this...never green. #LosAngeles #traffic

[Cabell Harris @CabellHarris]

I judge ppl by their groceries. I feel superior when I check out w fresh produce next to someone with frozen pizza. Check the scoreboard, im better than u... #deepthoughts