Cabral Nyagudi

Two principles in the world: the requirement implanted in our nature and the conviction of what's right-Chuang Tzu #mufc #TPL #GORMAHIA #KPL #KENYAN

[Cabral Nyagudi @Caby254]

@ManUtd Cabral 18

[Cabral Nyagudi @Caby254]

😂😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

His name is Money Bior, the only politician in Kaspul who campaigns with a menu instead of a manifesto. For weeks, he has been feeding voters like they are guests in a cooking show. The villagers enjoyed a three course meal from chefs imported from a Nairobi 5-star hotel, food was so hot and delicious that even the village mutinas lined up with voter IDs.

And for those who preferred liquid development, mheshimiwa opened a whole bar on his bill. People were drinking like they were trying to irrigate their intestines. For those men whose wives have been rationing the food that faces the earth at home, mhesh went out of his way & brought yellow yellow damsels from Homabay town.

These ladies came glowing like a new WiFi routers, distributing full network to the hungry men. All this at the small price of a vote. Then voting day arrived. Mheshimiwa’s team decided to motivate citizens with Ksh 1,000,,, money that disappeared faster than promises in a manifesto.

The plan was simple, feed them, water them, tempt them, pay them,,, then win by a landslide. When results came in, mheshimiwa saw dust, smoke, fog and heartbreak all combined.

He didn’t even come third,, he came a distant fourth, collecting a humble 526 votes, including the ones from his chefs, his bouncers, and maybe two Homabay damsels out of pity. The humiliation embraced him like a wet bedsheet.

Out of pure anger and the need to teach these professional money eaters a lesson,,, mhesh called for a Thanksgiving ceremony at his mansion. People arrived smiling, expecting chicken, pilau, and maybe round two of coastal ladies.

But immediately they stepped in, the bouncer closed the gate with the confidence of Gachagua, then started distributing blows of national importance. The beating was thorough, some received uppercuts that reset their M-Pesa PINs, others got “flying kick ndira” that deconstructed their dental formula.

As we speak, several victims are in Kaspul District Hospital sipping glucose water through their veins like Jaba juice. The bouncers truly gave them a free deep tissue massage, the kind that rearranges your organs alphabetically.

Let this be a warning to those who enjoy free money from waheshimiwa,,, one day, after eating their money, they may serve you a beating that will fast-track your journey to Sayuni without a return ticket. Chesaa!!

[Cabral Nyagudi @Caby254]

@Honcalebamisi We will never forget!

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

United are interested, but are they really that interested? 🇨🇲 #mufc

[Cabral Nyagudi @Caby254]

@FabrizioRomano LEWANDOSKI

[George M @GeorgeM_Growth]

In 1984, Nike was dying in basketball shoes.

Adidas was the king - the brand every player dreamed of wearing.

Then, Adidas made the most expensive mistake in sports history and handed Nike their empire.

Here's the full story: 🧵

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

ADMINNNN!!! 😂😂😂

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

“THE WILLIAMS BROTHERS”
(Kweku The Traveler)

Inaki Williams, the elder brother of Spanish wing sensation and Euros 2024 winner, Nico Williams had just turned 20 when he asked his mum, “How did we come to Spain?”

His mum told him, “Sit down, I think you’re ready to hear the story of papa and me now.”

For years, nobody knew that side of Inaki Williams who was now an Athletic Bilbao star with his brother, and his parents refused to tell him the story until he turned 20.

His parents, Maria and Felix left Ghana shortly after they got married, they crossed the Sahara desert without food or water.

“EVERYONE HAS A STORY TO TELL, BE WILLING TO HEAR IT BEFORE JUDGING”
RT!
#OdogwuTales

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Grilled Creamy Butter Chicken & Garlic Naan In solidarity with peaceful protestors because unlike politicians I keep my promises.

25/06/2024

Kenyans 🇰🇪 will remember

If you see this RT & let’s not forget those who left home and never came back 🕊️
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Cabral Nyagudi @Caby254]

Unbelievable!!!

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

MPs are laughing at us after murdering innocent people, they have zero empathy or compassion, and they clearly lack emotional intelligence. They were bribed to vote for the bill, and citizens paid with their blood to stop it.
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[𝕵𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎 @JelaniMK]

Bensuda is shaking. Bensuda is speaking the truth. Bensuda shall be heard

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Cheat sheet for what’s happening in Kenya

1. Kenya is owning billions

2. Kenya decides to raise taxes to cover debt

3. Protesters who are taxpayers say No. The protesters tell their government to “cut spending instead of raising taxes.”

4. Government and taxpayers disagree

5. Taxpayers protest

6. Their government kills them for protesting

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

I will leave this here:

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

This legend was ahead of Time 😂

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

If you this on your TL, please JUTST RT and share widely. #RutoMustGo

[Steve Hanke @steve_hanke]

FLASH: Protestors SHOT DEAD by Kenyan police during a TAX REVOLT.

The revolt was spurred by Kenya's latest IMF DEAL.

As Harvard Prof. Robert Barro puts it, "THE IMF DOESN'T PUT OUT FIRES, IT STARTS THEM."

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Unongea juu ya contact na vile you are all surface area. You don’t know what you are asking for. Best pray the anger remains digital bro coz hii kiburi itaisha

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Troll Football stands with Kenya #RejectFinanceBill2024

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

@ZadockAngira @LinkedIn And boldly asked if Kenya would survive a Ruto presidency