Viola Arden

Cybersecurity nerd. Professional overthinker. Coffee veins. I find bugs, break things, and occasionally fix them.
Probs overthinking this bio.
PARODY MDNI RP

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

⌨️Viola 💻

Brilliant? Occasionally. Chaotic? Consistently.

Cybersecurity nerd and I talk to computers. They usually listen.

Professionally curious - Questionable life choices.

Sarcasm, bad puns & memes are essential infrastructure

RP Parody Acct ~ Not DTF ~N/SFW

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy Connects pinks, and kisses his. Sworn together.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

#TushyTuesday

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "Promise?" I teased.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "You swooned! Yes! Now I am not the only one."

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "Have I expressed how you are way too flattering. And it has me totally smitten..."

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy Wiggles my bum.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "You are going to make me melt faster than ice cream, by the way." Grins and kisses his cheek, and chin, and neck.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "That was what I was looking for!"

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "I haven't seen that but I think that is what I'm feeling, that I'm seeing." Grins and chomps my cone, tilting my head back to catch the drip.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

"Yes he is!"

[Romeo Morin @TechieDummy]

❓ think an open relationship could actually work out?
💬 I’m in a committed relationship so personally no #tellonym https://t.co/oA8vW1qjeG

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy "Now we just have to find a tree to carve it into and make it permanent." Nuzzles his neck. "Because it is cute, and we love them too."

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy Parts my legs so he can step in, kissing him until I was panting hard before breaking it. "Are you marking me like a tree? Carved our initials into it? We should do that. RM & VA + W, S, F"

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy Giggles and slides my arms around his waist, Eskimo kissing him, before actually kissing him.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

"Something else we have in common. You're mine."

[Romeo Morin @TechieDummy]

“…..I hate even the joke that you’re a runner up. You’re my first and only pick.”

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

"So you'll have to settle for a runner up?"

[Romeo Morin @TechieDummy]

“Damn…he was supposed to be my dreamboat. That whistle baby cover, that was for me…I just knew.”

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy Giggles with the messy whipped cream kiss, tongue taking my time to lick it all up.

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

"Oh wow how did you know? I thought him and I kept our relationship a secret. Cats out of the bag."

[Romeo Morin @TechieDummy]

“Josh Hutcherson?”

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

"He's really handsome. And funny. Considerate. Caring. Loving. Doggy Dad..."

[Romeo Morin @TechieDummy]

“Oh really who?”

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

@TechieDummy Opens wide, tilts my chin back and accepts every drop of the whipped cream, even licking the corner of my lips.
"Mmmmmm."

[Viola Arden @CacheNCookiesVi]

"Funny enough, so did I! What a coinky-dink!"

[Romeo Morin @TechieDummy]

@CacheNCookiesVi

“I found mine.”