Snowflake Plague Doctor

Unpaid Snowflake Evangelist, Former SQL DBA, reformed developer, avid board/card/RPG gamer, tennis prayer (not a typo).

Pronouns: He/Him

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

Everyone needs to pull their money out of BoA, and put them in the trash heap of sh*t businesses.

[CommodoreBlog @CommodoreBlog]

this is a test, please give this a retweet if you see it on your timeline, I'm testing for reach without a blue tick, ta me lovelies.❤�� #C64 #Commodore

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

THIS

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

Nothing good comes from the notion of "senior developers." It's just hierarchy. Some "senior" who got there by doing the same thing every year for decades is not worth much, and skilled developers are found at all levels of experience.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

Chat (or text) is to e-mail as the telegraph was to the Pony Express.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@OtsoBjorklund @tottinge And I've known companies for which they've become a headgun.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@OtsoBjorklund @tottinge Truer words are hard to come by!

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@theannalytical See, this is what I get for living in a city rife with gun violence. You said "switch" and I immediately thought of the illegal device to make any semiautomatic essentially an automatic. My context is totally broken.

[Jason Choi @mrjasonchoi]

I was today years old when I found out Cloudflare has a wall full of lava lamps they feed into a camera as a way to generate randomness to create cryptographic keys

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@tottinge @jessitron Wasn't that what we said about Windows, back in the day? "GUI...stepped in it, can't get it off."

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@JoJoFromJerz yes

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

Yet Another Abbreviation...YAA!

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@hope_foley Life?

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

Unpopular take: SAFe is the "Brazilification" of Agile.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@RealSexyCyborg @Faceroll_Fatal @SusanWojcicki @YouTubeCreators Yes, you do...but they PERCEIVE that male creators are more profitable.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

I've been using @IcebreakerVideo to build community and conversation. Check it out! https://t.co/arfoEcWmRm. The breakout activities are particularly useful.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

@GatorWill78 @harikondabolu No, but he REFUSED, EXPRESSLY, to condemn it.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

Calling a particular orange a "Valencia Apple" does not in fact, make it an apple.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

Lemme get this straight...I have it on reliable authority that nurses at a major hospital system in my state are NEVER TESTED by the hospital for COVID unless they show symptoms. "There's no money for tests unless you have symptoms," they're told.

[Snowflake Plague Doctor @CacheThat]

But pro athletes are tested every single day. What's more, they have a results turnaround of a few hours, while a friend of mine has been waiting almost a week, and he got tested because he HAS symptoms.