CactiChad

Dad. Husband. Maker of poor jokes. I just want more Ryobi tools. God I'm old.

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

Everyone is out there complaining about @budlight forgetting that the best part of drinking beer is the friends you're doing it with. Sexual preference, gender none of it matters!
Will people start being fun again instead of whiny douches.
#budlight #beer #Australia #ohnomyfeels

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@Rawrasaurland @karaxgg I second this Kara u old. You'll never be young like Connor and I.

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@karaxgg I own "tinyasianpeen69" don't look into it just tell me if you want it

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@mcuban you really copping shit for an article written in 2014? Do people not realise that people grow and change to be better every year?
#costplusdrugs

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@karaxgg My wife asked the same thing in a different context...

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Can we stop this whole interviewing 6 times for a job thing? Like if I aces the phone interview and I don't look like a foot why do I need 3 consecutive additional interviews spread over 2 weeks? Just give me the job.

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

@karaxgg So you threw the tampon at him like a PokeBall?

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

@RoyalAustMint I'm wanting to start a new hobby converting some of our beautiful 1966 round 50c pieces into rings. Obviously I don't want to break any laws or anything. Can you confirm if there is a way to do this legally?

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I don't know who needs to read this but, stop leaving valuables in cars then complaining when someone breaks in and steals your stuff.

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

@karaxgg You chose an interesting time for this post @karaxgg

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What is an "Azealia Banks" and why do people care about it?

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@elonmusk Why not just visit the dealership and ask for the contact details of the owner of that specific registration number due to them causing an accident and fleeing the scene?

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

@karaxgg I fit this criteria

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

Life Hack No 328:
Your boss can't fire you if you stay in bed and don't answer your phone.
#lifehack #work #sucks #alwaystired #paymeforsleeping

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@cinnamontoastk Every kid ages you around 10 years. This is a fact I can confirm with 2 of my own. With you having 4 that already adds 40 years. Ggwp

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@coinspot with digital surge going into administration just checking that Coinspot's still solid?

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@karaxgg Legit makes me think of the "glass drinking straws" on wish. Crack pipes. They're crack pipes wish.

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@yoyoel I find it amusing the very people complaining about identity verification on Twitter are the same ones who will blame Twitter when someone is blatantly impersonating them and ruining their brand.

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@AlexTurnerCohen just read your article about the shonky builder in Sydney who ruined that poor ladies house. Look into https://t.co/8SlEiIsjRB you'll find that in an effort to crack down on phoenix activities directors are required to apply for a director I'd before Nov 30

[CactiChad @CactiChad]

A 2 year old and a 9 month old. My wife and I both work full time. We're currently doing a whole house renovation. Perfect time to take up a really complex hobby right?
#dad #parent #kids #family #whydoidothis #helpme