Parzival

$link is the way

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🍿 Your Biggest Crypto lesson of 2026?

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Oil is collapsing to $71

🧻 Crypto Trader Scum, the lowest life-form of traders in the world, are BADLY OFFSIDE due to Buying the Top of Oil.

Major Crypto Influencers begged their audience to sell the bottom and sign up to referral links.

🤡"Buy Oil! The Trend is UP! Real Utility!

[Onchain Lens @OnchainLens]

2 newly created wallets withdrew 35,138 $ETH ($58.39M) from #BitGo and #Kraken, likely belonging to #Bitmine

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[Parzival @CactusVvm]

@yourfriendSOMMI Sir you are wrong here @yourfriendSOMMI told me to not fomo in Oil, Gold and North Corea Stocks

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Every Crypto Influencer told you to buy GOLD and SILVER at the top.

"Follow the trend! It's Up!"

Mogged.

[Parzival @CactusVvm]

@0xresurekt we need a new chart for real Gsss , no LGbt charts here :D

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@MacroCRG circus and bread

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@JamesEastonUK crypto pump or....?

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@TedPillows this chart is retarded

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@ChifoiCristian @Serapphime bro literally was googling it when I saw your reply 😂

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@lookonchain @machibigbrother infinite money glitch

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@yourfriendSOMMI We indeed will have to pump really hard

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@ChifoiCristian To all non believers

[Cristian Chifoi @ChifoiCristian]

BTC ABC correction on low timeframe - I'm gonna replay what we talked yesterday with the members, comparing high timeframe vs low timeframe on Bitcoin

"Ahoy! Hope you’ve seen today’s update.

The push towards 65k could turn into an ABC corrective move back down to the ~60.7k zone.

OR Wave C could reach the 58-57k area to deliver the bullish divergence we’re looking for on the 8h, 12h, and Daily timeframes. It’s not mandatory though — a direct push from here to 69-74k is still possible. Either way, this chop shouldn’t surprise you.

For most of you who don’t actively trade, the HTF picture is all that matters. Any extra dip into the 57-51k zone should be accumulated, in my opinion — and that’s exactly what I’ll be doing (same strategy as on ETH).

Just remember to always separate the two timeframes. Once this chop is over, the repricing I mentioned in the last update will come very fast.

That’s why I don’t want to waste time focusing on 4h price action while the HTF is telling me we’ll see a faster front-run than 2023-2024 across the entire crypto space. Stay sharp everyone and have a great evening!🥂"

We update weekly, always comparing the htf vs ltf, and we talked recently about the fastest repricing (to the upside) event that crypto could unfold once the chop is done, going into 2027 and then the start of the next SHMITA year.

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[Parzival @CactusVvm]

@TheLinkPanda As long as the team will fix the tokenomics and share their revenue. For now they all think that we are stupit but we pay for their burgers

[Parzival @CactusVvm]

@OnchainLens @CoWSwap L for him

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Crypto User gets suspended for EXPOSING that MicroStrategy connection to CIA and Deep State.

🟠 Michael Strategy, $MSTR, software business has a "shadow board" employing CIA and Homeland Security People.

Its company "MicroStrategy Government Services" was suspiciously created right after Michael Saylor started his Official Bitcoin Strategy.

🤔 They have specifically hid all information regarding their info on Intelligence Clients & Revenues.

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🧃 Juicy News #1424

🟢 Bitcoin $64,000
🟢 Ethereum $1700
💩 ETH-BTC = 0.026

🔻 Oil $74

🇺🇸 Michael Strategy buys 520 BTC for $35M
👉🏼 Now holds 847,300 BTC

🇺🇸 Elon Musk SpaceX $SPCX collapses to $157 on HyperLiquid
👉🏼 The average IPO drop is -55% drawdown from its top, and currently SPCX is down -31% from its top

🇺🇸 Bank of America expects the Federal Reserve to raise interest rates three times in 2026.

🇬🇧 Bank of England softens stablecoin rules.
Issuers must keep at least 30% of reserves at the central bank, with regulated UK stablecoins expected from 2027.
👉🏼 StableCoin SuperCycle

🇺🇸 Former Fed Chair Alan Greenspan has passed away at 100.
Greenspan led the Federal Reserve for nearly two decades under four U.S. presidents

🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he will resign.
A new Labour leader and prime minister expected to be in place by September.

🇺🇸 Bitcoin is down roughly 49% from its cycle high, making this drawdown far less severe than the 70%–90% crashes seen in previous cycles, according to Galaxy Research.

🇮🇱 Israel SuperCycle CONFIRMED -- and this means Bullish price action for Ethereum ahead

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 US Treasury issues a 60-day authorization for Iranian-origin oil to be produced, delivered and sold.

🇮🇷🇺🇸 VP JD Vance says “great progress” has been made in US-Iran talks.

🇺🇸 ICE and OKX launch a joint venture to bring ICE futures and NYSE tokenized equities to OKX users, pending regulatory approval