Cadbury's Parrot

I've shit out over 8 BILLION FUCKING MINI EGGS SINCE 1991. You're welcome, by the way! Slightly unstable around fat birds in toilets and snooker players.

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Family day out in the sunshi...OMFG! THE KIDS! 😱

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Any jobs going in seasonal confectionary production? #ScrewedByMondelez

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Oh shit, I'm stuck! SQUAAAAALK! #SOP

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Been jetting off around the globe trying to boost the tan... slowly going a deeper shade of purple! http://lockerz.com/s/115315284

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Okay... so it wasn't my *finest* hour! SQUAAAALK! Nomnomnom http://lockerz.com/s/100272807

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SQUAAAAAAALK!!! That was a big one! *re-adjusts* http://plixi.com/p/95556180

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Squaaaaaalk! Happy Easter everyone! *pops out a few hundred mini eggs*