𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼

𝘍𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨.

#RP #OC 21+ #PARODY #MDNI

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼
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• College Senior 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤
• Shameless Flirt
• Quiet Strength
• Pisces
• 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓
• OC | (N)SFW RP
• 𝐷𝑀𝑠 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛
• Dark/Taboo Themes
• Plots Welcome

♥︎/↻

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Looks like I didn't miss much though.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Proof of life. Things are tough, but I'm still going.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

I promise I'm smarter than my vacant expressions would have you believe

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

It's been a minute.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@DatFoxyBae I'd say so

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

I think I'm getting sick

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Happy birthday

[𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔞 @t0tallynotgina]

happy birthday to the realest, the sexiest, and the coolest (me)

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@EverRomee Our love is built on light bullying

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

I promise I'm smarter than my vacant expressions would have you believe

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@EverRomee At least I'm pretty

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Maybe not /much/ smarter, but smarter.

Like my head is maybe 20% brain and 80% floof, but that's 15% more than I look!

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@EverRomee Thanks, I hate it

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@EverRomee Are you calling me the court slut??

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@EverRomee True, you're queen perv in these parts.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@EverRomee Why am I always catching these perv accusations 😢

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Being friends with me, you won't get weird dick pics or drunk flirty texts, but you /will/ get my stupid jokes, and honestly that might be worse.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Kinda want a nap. Kinda want to eat. Kinda want to be a slut on the internet.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

Nobody wants to die all sweaty and their hair a mess.

[𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔞 @t0tallynotgina]

i would be the first person to die in a horror film. i refuse to spend my last minutes running. fuck that.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

@hockey_fluff Hmm... Giving off Harry Styles vibes.

[𝓒𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼 @CadeBreaker_]

What am I singing? Wrong answers only.