5 INNINGS 4 K’S FOR THE WAR PIG, FIRST BIG LEAGUE KNOCK FOR CAMPBELL, TWO BOMBS FOR WILYER INCLUDING A 3-RUN GAME WINNING TANK IN THE 9TH, SAVE FOR SLATEN, RED SOX WIN ON OPENING DAY!! #GOLDBOTTLES
You’re telling me I have to choose between an old, bloated, insufferably arrogant candidate from New York and an entitled, inauthentic, out-of-touch diva from California?
This World Series is the worst.
Tanner Houck is the only Red Sox pitcher ever to allow 0 runs, issue 0 walks, and strike out 10+ batters in a season debut.
6.0 IP, 0 R, 3 H, 0 BB, 10 K, 83 pitches