Cade Salois

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[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Truer words have never been spoken. It doesn't matter if you're black, white, brown, or purple. We're all Americans.

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

who wanna come over and play bop-it later my mom said she gonna order pizza

[Ty the dream @tpeterson18]

I just honked at someone for cutting me off and then mercilessly cut someone off right after. Eat or be eaten out here

[Kwame the Gr8 @KSekouM]

Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e
Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

[Jaxon Melton @JMelt21]

2 kings livin the dream
@typeteoffical @Max08Sturg

[Griffin Best @Giffen_Best]

Jedi youngling: Master anakin what are we gonna do?
Anakin:....... *pulls out light saber*
Jedi youngling:

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

swear if this kid keep kicking my seat on the plane I'm stancing up. this may not be a United flight but you will be united with these hands

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

been in NYC for 7 hours and still haven't fought the zebra from Madagascar. Marty I swear to god things will only get worse if u avoid me

[Two Yellow Tortillas @2YeloTortillas]

🎵 I have brought you to the seat of sweet music’s throne...🎶
#StarWars #SpaceOpera #ThePhantomoftheOpera
https://t.co/lQd6gsHCwn

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

why would you buy a Tesla lmfao they literally get 0 miles per gallon

[Utah Poetry Slam @utahpoetryslam]

TOMORROW: @thatatkin will blow your mind with his words PLUS a poetry slam to follow! Don't miss it.

[Cade Salois @CadeSalois]

Haters will say it's fake

[Arby's @Arbys]

Surrender now, or prepare to fight

[poletic kate @poetickate]

a restaurant that serves 1st breakfast AND 2nd breakfast

IHOBBIT

[m @beeencozy]

“incredibles 2 is for children”

me:

[Cortana.SQL ✨ @CortanaV]

All of you right now