The Pledge of GenZgence
I pledge GenZgence
To the fam
Of the united slay of my era
And to the clap back
For which we stan
One gyatt
On God
Low key, no cap
With rizzgame and fit checks for all
A few weeks ago, my stream chat and I agreed on a Vegan Super Bowl Pact: if Justin Fields can deliver the #Bears a Super Bowl victory, we’re all going Vegan.
I now invite every Bears fan to enter this pact. Like this if you’re joining the pact — I need to know who’s in.
The #Bears have no reason to pay $6.6 million for Nick Foles to be their third-string QB. The Jets need a veteran backup QB and have plenty of cap space.
Just make the trade already, guys. Makes too much sense.