cady

all good things are extra. like me.........and guac

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

i see these cute girls that wear bright colors and smile at everyone and i wanna be like them but i can't bc i like black and hate everyone

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

today I asked my residents what their top 3 music playlists that we listen to are. the collective response was Patriotic, Elvis, and..........TRAP CHRISTMAS !!!

i’ve never been so appalled and proud at the same time

(yes i make them listen to Trap Christmas music)

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

ever lost a 94 year old in the casino? bc 10/10 would not recommend

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

at this super fun time in my life that for my birthday, I picked all of the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms while my friends sent videos of their kids singing to me so that’s cool.

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

@jourdynn_mariee i know you didn’t just say “derry free”......

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

so today at work, one of my residents was standing in the hall messing with one of the plants. so I went down to her and was like "Mary, whatcha doin" and she said "I'm adding color to the flowers" so I look.........AND SHES PUTTING BANANAS IN THE PLANTS

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

GUYS HELP ME !!!!!!

[kelly elliott @tre1b18]

@Cady_elliott7

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

DAD 4 SALE !!!!!!!

he was just screaming at me from downstairs asking if I’m hiding Pat in my room. when I asked what he was talking about he told me this recipe says “Pat dry the corn”.........

help

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

one time I tweeted at Molly “I don’t really know you” and then bada bing bada boom, I was her maid of honor last week

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

MOLLY CHANGED HER NAME ON FACEBOOK I AM NOT OK

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

@jourdynn_mariee megajourdyn13 FOREVER

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

@morganberger96 Definitely thought “baby without kidneys” was an exclamation you use...

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

someone showed us a picture of their family today and my mom leaned over to me and said “did you see the marijuana leaf in that picture!?”...............

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This guy loves his job ⚾️ (via @Cut4)

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

today my dad rewarded himself for not getting anything at rita’s by getting a frosty...”but it was only a medium frosty”

there’s no question, i am sooooo his child

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

@kari_lutz molly just sang all of “leopard girls, leopard sisters” so thanks for that

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

“they just put so much love into it and I can tell”

*molly talking about a double stack from wendy’s*

[cady @Cady_elliott7]

you’re telling me that Jimmy Johnson ISNT driving the Jimmy Johns car??????? this is such a missed opportunity i wanna talk to a manager

[Johnny Brittner 🇺🇲 @JohnnyBrittner]

Oh you don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on groundhogs day. check your privilege

[dalys @dalysluna]

When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up