mike

casual 🤙

[mike @Caedis_]

A real conversation I had;
"I hate standing at concerts I like sit down concerts"
"So just house shows and the orchestra?"
"Ooh I love me the orchestra that's shit BANGS"

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

if you cut your jorts too high they become junderwear

[mike @Caedis_]

Sure the songs 🔥, but is it a banger or a bopper? Dare I say, maybe even a slapper?

[mike @Caedis_]

Wyoming is a chunk error

[mike @Caedis_]

@BradyChambers19 Blackhorse tho

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

6 for my girlfriend
1-5 for my boys

[mike @Caedis_]

~f u r r i e s~

[mike @Caedis_]

@eddyburback

[mike @Caedis_]

Meta

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That is our purpose

[mike @Caedis_]

Is it cool to begin an email to a potential employer with "Howdy Gamer" or will that circle around the community and prevent chances of any future employment in that field; asking for a friend.

[mike @Caedis_]

Me at 6am: what a lovely day for a stroll
Me at 12pm: ... or to take a phat nap...
Me at 12am: ... Or a stroll

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💘 be still my beating heart 💘

[mike @Caedis_]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[mike @Caedis_]

Roses are red;
It's the year of the rat;
My only valentine;
Is team Snapchat

[mike @Caedis_]

Walking around at 2am in the fog rain and dark makes my neighborhood seem like another planet... 10/10 and this is for sure my favorite type of weather

[mike @Caedis_]

Guess who had caffeine at 6pm to get through a night class but now won't be able to sleep a wink 👀👀👀👀👀

[mike @Caedis_]

Skate 6 looks fucking sick

[Sonny Side Up @Sonny5ideUp]

This the guy that Avril was talking about

[mike @Caedis_]

Second best feeling in the world is climbing into a bed with fresh sheets after taking a hot shower

[mike @Caedis_]

You're Naruto im her Sauske we are not the same

[mike @Caedis_]

I think #geersquad ruined clubbing for me cause while y'all 'vibun' n whatnot I feel these stress loading beams undergoing tensional forces your m doesn't = f of any and it's CONCERNING

[mike @Caedis_]

C section more like unprocessed dough