Daius Aurelias

FBA and EFBL Champion Bigfur, now playing for the Pittsburgh Keystones. Actor, model, and incredibly talented.

[Daius Aurelias @CaesarDaius]

(I am withdrawing from the FBA. This account will go silent now, and it is my wish that this player retires at the end of the season.)

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@banjoballer I'll miss you too, Hank. But I'm in this league to play.

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@MWalstein Thank you, that means a lot. I know we got off to a bad start, but I respect you well as a player and friend.

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@CaesarDaius I look forward to playing with the @pghkeystones ! Pittsburgh, here I come!

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I would like to thank the Moonshiners for all the opportunities they gave me last season, and I wish my teammates well.

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As I have said things which should not have been said, I will now go quiet. My apologies.

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@banjoballer Excuse me? I bust my ass in practice. Ask @MWalstein or @BigBayouHal

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To be clear, yes, I did just ask for a trade. I'm a 2-league champion who's now been sat out for 11 straight games. I want to play.

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I have juat sent a letter I never once thought I would have to send, but it is done.

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I am in this league to play, not to sit and watch. I have an FBA championship ring, as well as an EFBL one. Play me, damn it.

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@MWalstein That would require me actually getting some play time.

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@MWalstein But of course. Practice is the only time I get to wear team colors anymore.

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@MWalstein And I know I can do better than wear a suit and tie on the bench while I remain in deep reserve, but here I am.

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@MWalstein Look on the bright side, at least you're getting floor time.

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It would be nice to play in a game again, seeing as that's what I'm being paid for. #TMITuesday

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Contrary to popular opinion on my team, I am a professional basketball player with an FBA championship ring.

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It's very nice of the Moonshiners to give me a courtside seat to all home and away games.

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I suppose there might be some point during the season when I'll get to play.

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I'm single again. Caught my girlfriend cheating on me with two other men. At the same time.

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@NoRingBing @VicVos13 At least I got a few extra million paid out to me when they cut me after winning their first-ever championship.