Baristas SharLaska

Just a couple of Barista's who think they're as fabulous as Sharon Needles and Alaska Thunderfuck.

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

Also, our garbage bags suck. Mind you, this garbage is double bagged.

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

Why!!!!!!

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

.@realDonaldTrump is tweeting again right now. Please tweet this to him...
We are blocked!

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

So.... a latte macchiato?

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

Pumpkin spice is back. How exciting................

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

I'm done.... I can't... why?
#starbuckslife #BaristaLife

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

Why!?!?!?!?!

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

To #dearcustomer:We'll be closing in 5 minutes.
In my head:If you don't fucking leave before 5 minutes is up I'll fucking lose my shit.

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

And I feel my pancreas slowly shutting down....

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

And I'm done. That's enough Starbucks today... #starbuckslife #mobileorder

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

My pancreas hurts with this.... #really #toomuch #BaristaLife

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

So.... um.... Really?

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

Really?

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

:)

[Barista Probs @ProbsBarista]

Donald Trump is the person that repeats the drink over again when you ask what size

[Barista Rants @baristalifee]

I'm glad it took you longer to order your drink than it did for me to make it 🙄 #baristaproblems

[Baristas SharLaska @CafeSharLaska]

Diabetus. #why #baristaproblems #baristalife

[Angry Black Barista @AgryBlakBarista]

Roses are red...Violets are blue..Show me respect, or I'll decaf you! #baristalife #thuglife

[Angry Black Barista @AgryBlakBarista]

I love the new Starbucks dress code, but why would anyone want to wear their nice clothes to a job that is 60% janitor??? #ToBeApartner