Caffeine Commissar

Vagn / @Minagica's BF / 🇩🇰 / Historian / pan-Scandinavianist / Personal twitter: Bad opinions on coffee, history & gaming / Just as confused as you are

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

Here is my expansive, unabridged, opinion on Yemen:
Put @AtomizedBanana in charge of the place. Everyone will be unhappy with that solution. ESPECIALLY Banana.

But just tell him you don't think he can do a good job and he will do a good job out of spite.

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

Yemenites: *Killing each other for years*
The west: "I sleep. 🕊"
Yemenites: *Bother international shipping for a month*
The west: "Real shit! 💣"

[Jenny Grant @SilenceInPolish]

Scottish zoo worker frantically flicks through its 'Eastern European bears' files:

'Diet: cigarettes and military-issue butter

Drink: beer

Activities: Wrestling soldiers, carrying crates of ammunition '

Fans self, hard.

https://t.co/Rd2p9JF3Jl

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

@CyberEagle1989 Gutentag.

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

Now excuse me while I do my research.

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

What should Caff rant about next Saturday?

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

@OneGravitas @Minagica Well, it did come out of Washington D.C. I guess.

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

Me: "You can't take hockey from the Canadians. That's like taking guns from the Americans."
@Minagica: "Does the American passport have guns in them?"

Does it? Please tell me it does.

[Dr Philip W Blood @HistorianBlood]

Monty on liaison officers…

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

I don't have a Switch. If you do - don't miss out on this.

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Golden Sun and Golden Sun: The Lost Age are coming to Switch on January 17th.

Two incredible Turn Based RPGs!

[Tom @dolandeclares]

@fleshykrynoid "I need a piss..."

*Sure Chris!*

"....I WANT TO PISS ON RTD"

*We know Chris*

[jordan 🌿 @givemecrisps]

Peter Capaldi confirms he’s in the Doctor Who actors’ group chat.

“Most of us have Chris [Eccleston] muted because he lets us know every single time he goes for a piss,” he tells Variety.

[Tales From The Battlefields Podcast @TerryWhenham]

Yesterday we visited the New Zealand Memorial Museum in Le Quesnoy and saw an incredible giant soldier that was created by the “Lord of the Rings” team. It is based on a real soldier and you can look into his eyes and wonder what he has experienced during #ww1.

[Ze M💀st Hall🎃ween👻f Clan Rats K👺lya @ImperatorOfPuns]

kawka get

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

@Ferchu01 He would sarcastically praise it saying it let him stay at home jerking off while the fat cats would keep the whole paycheck.

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

Leave the dead in peace and fuck off in a canoe on a river of piss.

If this material was good in its own right, it wouldn't need a famous face to sell.

[Variety @Variety]

AI-Generated George Carlin Drops Comedy Special https://t.co/HZOSzPpqyt

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

https://t.co/q8KVOz08Ut

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

My statement regarding the AI generated George Carlin special: My dad spent a lifetime perfecting his craft from his very human life, brain and imagination.  No machine will ever replace his genius. These AI generated products are clever attempts at trying to recreate a mind…1/3

[Caffeine Commissar @CaffComm]

@a_man_in_red @MiddleearthMixr