Manhattan Cafe

"I'm... right here, with company that you can't see..."

#UMATTER #UMARP #UMATWT

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

"I'm Manhattan Cafe. I have a friend... who's always running ahead... Whatever it takes... I want to catch up to my friend... who's always ahead of me..."

#UMATTER #UMARP

[Jungle Pocket!!! @Wild_Runner18]

@Better_Symboli Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattatta, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Pokémon

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@ParfaitOverlord 🪙: Man. Ah, whatever bud, I'll go back to bothering my caffeinated vessel as always.

*the man would then start swinging from tree to tree using its long arms*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

[OPEN INT.]

🪙: Oooooh! A fountain? With coins-a plenty?! I just hit the jackpot with this one!

*You'd seem to notice this weird, yellow stickman thing with long arms, picking coins off the fountain. Do you choose to approach that thing and stop it from stealing?*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@ParfaitOverlord 🪙JKWSVBRVOAEWUIB- OKAY OKAY, FINE I WILL...!

*in quick succession, a bunch of long yellow arms rushed in to put back every single coin it stole*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Ethanberr 🪙: Welp, time to scram all the way outta here!!! I'll just resort to bothering my vessel as always!

*after that, the strange yellow stickman dashes off far away from the fountain, using its long arms to swing from tree to tree*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Wild_Runner18 @Better_Symboli I'll search across the land, look far and wide
Release from my hand the power that's inside
Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Wild_Runner18 🦕bet

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Ethanberr 🪙: !!! That means I can steal 'em again next time...! Err, whoops.

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@ParfaitOverlord 🪙: AAKBBAEOIVBVARESYBOIEAYBBVRAIBIFRVBVFRE- I JUST WANTED A QUICK LIL FORTUNE!!!

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Ethanberr 🪙: ...Ahaha... I-I did the deed, so now what...? Y-ya got any more tricks up your sleeve. or was that it...?

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@ParfaitOverlord 🪙: LAKEWRBFCVDIouwpebfpBEAPVRBPYRPBFOIAWERVYBVRAOIYB OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW-

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Ethanberr 🪙: Huh... I guess I really AM stealing from some divine being up there. Makes this feel VERY rewarding, hehe. Whatever, all that talk about dreams and whatnot's gotten me all uninterested.

*at a very sluggish pace, it starts to put every stolen coin one by one.*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@ParfaitOverlord 🪙: ...Man, that vessel seems to have forgotten that this is all WAY TOO EASY to steal such valuables! Also, why do I feel like there's something behind me?

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Ethanberr 🪙: Yowza! That's the third time I heard that today! Same ol' talk, same boring premise. Also, I genuinely don't know what or even who you are.

[Whooie23 (Comms Reopening Nov!) @WhooieW]

Haru Urara learns a word
#umamusume

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@Ethanberr 🪙: ...And what are you supposed to be, eh?

*the thing just stops stealing coins and just looks right at them...*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@FunnySkeleton23 🪙: Woah, okay now, fella!

*slowly puts every coin it stole back into the fountain before mad dashing it to the trees with its arms.*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@LNHROBLCKFLSH 🪙: Oooh, now aren't you the type to go all in on aggression! Welp, I suppose I don't really have another choice now, do I?

*Greed uses Stretchy Solution! After that, it lightly smacks you and sneakily steals a few coins from your pocket before it uses its arms to book it.*

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@FunnySkeleton23 🪙: I heard that one already, and I think that is... very lame. Buuut, my vessel did say that if she found out I did that, then I'm in for the naughty corner back in my realm and uhhh... yeah...!

[Manhattan Cafe @CaffeineSpectre]

@ParfaitOverlord *starts stealing Monies from you behind your back, meanwhile the stickman itself still keeps on slowly stealing coins from the fountain...*

[ねらしゃん @heimao32]

#ウマ娘 #マンハッタンカフェ