Cage Of Rage 🐓

The #RedROOSTER is out of his coop 🤬

No bullshit. No sugar coating. All spice.
keep it real 👌

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

If I want to indulge on whatever #shitstagram provided I still have the rest of the whole facking #internet.

Reddit, porn, and of course marvellous yet wickedly twisted twitter.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

From the whales I've seen in town, sounds like every day is Sunday 🫣

#fatslut #bbw #obesity #thicc

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

@bastard_grumpy "eco friendly, eco sexy"

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

When yo girl wears the same outfit in 3 of her last 9 posts...BITCH WHATS IN YO CLOSET??
GHETTO PAPERBAG PRINCESS ASS

And the outfit isn't anything exciting, rather plain actually.

Completely different story when you recycling bathing suits tho 👙

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

#God gave you a nice rack because he sure as hell knew there wasn't much else when he brought you into this world.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

I'll do the 3 hour drive for some axe throwing, but only if you're paying for my drinks and volunteer to be a target🎯

Stupid lonely ghosting cunt. Maybe splitting your head open will actually do more good than not.

#Sriracha #spicy #AngryBirds #FuckAmanda

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

You met someone who had the potential to be a great friend in your life, maybe more who knows...but you pissed that all away because you didn't know how to communicate effectively.

Your loss, #cunt

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Getting let down on by strangers on twitter is a while nother level.

Fuck what I ever do to you?

Shit like this makes me want to stop joining in on the fun.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

This girl on my insta went from perfectly fine natural blonde hair to garbage curtain bangs and now to horrendous reddish brown hair with like streaks of blonde at the front 🤮

Just shave your head, how much worse can it be. Start anew
#Shanna

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

It's gotta be some kind of human evolutionary development where almost every group of girlfriends has the token #fatchick lol

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Steve Nash commercial:
Find something you love to do. And do it every day.

Well Mr. Nash I've been trying to find #pussy the last 28 years but clearly that's not working so...

😿

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

This isn't the first time you've done it to me but holy fuck I'm gonna do all in my power to make it the last.

Just stick to what you're good at talking about: work and geopolitics.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Why ask me how my romantic life is when all you say while I tell you is, "girls...man" and the proceed to end the video call?

Like what the fuck is that?

If you can't carry the conversation then don't start it. Nothing pisses me off more

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

I'm so jaded for Facebook lol

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And to double down tonight, we are indeed going to blow up yet another friendship! Mama mia!

But in all honesty, we've been more acquaintances for the past 10 years than friends

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

My last message sent at 608
She read it at 657
...no reply...
I message back (as a double text, now) at 755
At 807: nah just chatting with my bro

It's fucking over. I'm tombstoned.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Nah I was just talking with my bro.

...and you didn't feel like following up with our convo...ok.

Yep she's added to the hate list.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

All she sent back was a question mark.

Fucking fuck she's not interested. Now no matter what I say I've dug a hole for myself. I lose.

Welp if I'm gonna crash, I might as well make a fiery spectacle of it.

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Shooting the mini shot, attempt 1

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Maybe stick to your knowledge about hiking and international affairs instead.

Idiot.

Ugh some ppl drive me ugly, no matter how hard I go into things with an even keel

[Cage Of Rage 🐓 @Cage4Rage]

Really interesting that she would respond in the group chat this late. Usually she sleeps early.

Then again is she baiting me to see if I'm still on my phone?

I'm deferring my reply to her message till tmrw morning.

Hmm she might be testing me...