FAUX_Cage_Jespersen

I won’t hit a girl but I will beat a bitch

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

If @kadenokaden was a phone he’d be this bad boy right here. ❌🧢

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

This whole quarantine thing got me like...

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

Well this is pretty fucking gay @DarbyJespersen

[University of Nebraska-Lincoln @UNLincoln]

As the spread of COVID-19 continues, UNL is taking steps to protect our campus & broader communities: 
-Classes are canceled March 16-20
-Starting March 30 (after spring break) classes will be taught remotely for the duration of the spring semester
https://t.co/7SroTvXYSt THREAD

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

You up?

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

This has truly been a day I have been waiting for my whole college career. Not only did I make Old Row but everyone knows I play straight gas on party busses now.

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

Guys I made a go fund me so I can look fly as fuck in 2020 at the gym for my #NewYearNewMe please go support!!!

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

@PARKS_an_rec @UNLincoln You weren’t complaining about smoke smell when you were eating the food I smoked now were you?

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

Been lovin’ my new book, I’m on chapter 3. Confused for a long time now about some things, finally have some clarity.

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

@PARKS_an_rec @UNLincoln How am I supposed to look jacked, tan, and juicy as fuck now?

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

Got to Lincoln Sunday and took one pull. Woke up and it’s Thursday of sylly week. Did I even sign up for classes this semester?

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

@4manningranch Actually, yes.

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

If you aren’t ready to go to Lincoln and get on the liquor you’re a clown.
#gangsigns
#hoodratshit
#gangsteraf

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

@cizzorz You showed him.

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

When someone else takes AUX on the party bus.
#bitchdontkillmyvibe

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

Man, getting my day started sounds like a tomorrow problem.

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

My only wish for everyone in 2020 is that they rock out with their cock out and jam out with their clam out.
#partyon

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

@PARKS_an_rec

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

@me when I sleep over at Tea’s and forget to bring extra clean clothes.

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

Did I mention that I stream?

[FAUX_Cage_Jespersen @CageFaux]

Time to fire up the stream. Alexa, play “Started” by Iggy.
#ModernWarfare
#Fortnite
#Streamer