MixedMartialFartist

I LIKE FIGHTS!!!

[MixedMartialFartist @CageFightShite]

@jonjones I came here to see which Jon Jones wanted to see pets, I stayed for the pets and to share this face

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

cant believe mr peanutbuter got a cameo and i didnt you know how many horses are in this show

[Dave Bastian @bigdavecomedy]

It was a short fight but it was awesome watching it with @luisjgomez of @BYMPod @RealAssPodcast and @LegionOfSkanks after he crushed a set at @UndergrndComedy

Looking forward to his Toronto return with @bisping

#RealAssDude

[DAZN Boxing @DAZNBoxing]

Welcome @robinblackmma to DAZN as our face of fightweek coverage for @BellatorMMA MVP vs Daley 👊

Enjoy the Hostilities #Bink #BelieveTheHype 🔥🙏

[Robin Black @robinblackmma]

I am STOKED to be bringing coverage and deep analysis of @Michaelpage247 vs @semtex and all of #bellator216 all week on @DAZN_USA.
Please give ‘em a quick follow + Enjoy The Hostilities My Friends.

Extra love and thanks to @ChaelSonnen. 👊🏻

@BellatorMMA

[MixedMartialFartist @CageFightShite]

@DAZN_USA @robinblackmma @BellatorMMA This is great! One of the best!

[MixedMartialFartist @CageFightShite]

@robinblackmma @Michaelpage247 @Semtex @DAZN_USA @ChaelSonnen @BellatorMMA This is awesome!

[MixedMartialFartist @CageFightShite]

5 minutes ago I used my nose to open my phone because it’s too fucking cold outside to take off my gloves

I fully regret parting with my blanket today.

#torontoweather #MondayMorning

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

I’m actually old enough to be your dad and still easily beat you at your own sport. Your biggest accomplishment is sucking Conor’s dick

[Dave Bastian @bigdavecomedy]

Andy Frost’s son making Aurora proud!

[MixedMartialFartist @CageFightShite]

Waiting for the UFC 231 press conference to begin

#UFC #UFC231

[Daniel Cormier @dc_mma]

Sad......

[Alistair Overeem @Alistairovereem]

I'm hearing you guys want to see a technician versus a brawler. What do you say Hot Balls?

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Yeah it’s official, I am never replying to chuck calling me out again.

[Chase Sherman @ChaseShermanUFC]

JESUS CHRIST!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[Dave Bastian @bigdavecomedy]

@MMARoasted I'm hoping Dr. Dre and Eminem are 50 Cent's cornermen so they can drop fire rhymes between rounds...

It's like this and like that and like this and PUNCH
It's like that and like this and like that and KICK

[Rob Brown @RobBrownSports]

Krazy Horse warming up for his fight tomorrow, which will be streamed on a porn site...

[Platinum Mike Perry @PlatinumPerry]

I watched my boy @spartanlife32 #TKO a former world champ and then I watched Felony Charles Bennett punch @ColbyCovMMA in his face haha #NotABadNight

[Platinum Mike Perry @PlatinumPerry]

Smells like money 💰

[MixedMartialFartist @CageFightShite]

#WrestlingIsRetarded #WrestleMania #WWE @BrockLesnar #BrockLesnar #WrestleMania34 #JohnCena #TheUndertaker #RondaRousey #ConorMcGregor #UFC #UFC223 #RAW #SmackDown #WWENetwork #WWE2K18 #Avengers #BellatorMMA #TeamRousey #trump #TrumpTower #TheMasters #TheWalkingDead #SoundCloud https://t.co/Bj40ntDXmy

[Dave Bastian @bigdavecomedy]

His finishing move is mistaking you for a cute puppy and cuddling/squeezing you to death

#OfMiceAndMen #WrestleMania #WWE