Your wife had absolutely no problem adjusting to the open relationship once you proposed it….meanwhile you’re 10k swipes on tinder in with less than 10 matches, none of whom have answered your messages….
You didn’t expect to see your big sister when your GF invited you to an orgy…but you haven’t stopped gooning to the idea of it since like a good little beta
You went looking for your sister on vacation after she disappeared….youre found her but texted your family you couldn’t find her and then just gooned in the bushes to her getting wrecked by a BBC