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Cagg is the MFL GOAT 🐐.Tired of the disrespect. 2 Rings and future Hall of Famer. @john_kuntz8 smells bad and uses roids! #1 Kuntz Hater in the World 🌍

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Cagg cant wait to OWN John Kuntz in the championship game! Oh wait...

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Classic John “Stage Fright” Kuntz coming up short once again. This man is your MVP? But lost in the semis once more? Cagg OWNS KuntzMarino

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Cagg is PISSED!!!!! About @tacobell tonight! Didn’t accept his online order and didn’t have chalupas, chicken, or potatoes! Cagg LOVES Taco Bell and they let him down like his teammates

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MarkThrowUp is hungover and ashamed while CaggRedpilled is owning LaSickeyMouse with facts and logic

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Mark LaBOOT threw up in the center lounge last night after 1 beer! LOL! This absolute bozo threw up all his Mickey Mouse apple sauce! MarkPuke is disgusting!!!!!

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LuchFraud disrespected Love Island and commish Austin Donzo Ball hates him

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@CaggNot @mhlaboe Mark Tebow got a noodle arm no wonder why he didnt last long in the league. Just like how One Pump NGK lasts in bed!!! HAHAHA THESE BABOONS

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Cagg Mahomes is literally the GOAT. His arm is bigger than @mhlaboe ‘s future. CaggBacker will destroy the Rockets if they even WIN. A GAME

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@mhlaboe just got out the gym and benched 400 lbs while CaggCJs is hammered!! Rockets will destroy CaggOverrated!!

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Girl: *delivered snap*
~day later~
Girl: “streaks”
Kuntz: “haha i get it u dont wanna snap a guy like me, is it because I have 0 rings”
Girl: “yes.”
Girl: *blocks john kuntz*
Girl: *adds cagg on snap*

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Kuntz: “girlllll ur so cute haha its ok u can snap me im a nice guy uwu”
Girl: *delivered snap*
Girl: “streaks”
Kuntz: “baby im more than just a streak i wanna be ur whole world”

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Kuntz: “hey girl whats up cutie pie 🥰😍😘”
Girl: *delivered snap*
Girl: *opened snap*
~no response for 3 hours~

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John Cant Catch Kuntz is the most overrated player in the world. Girls don’t even want to snapchat him bc HE STINKS! Here is a thread of Kuntz’s convos with girls:

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@CaggNot @LezachI FAKE NEWS!!!!! Cagg only eats Pizza Hut and is the only person who can OUTPIZZA THE HUT

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@CaggNot Cagg shedding CBs on deep balls and IS NOT shedding tears

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@CaggNot You cant even win! I hope @LezachI writes u up

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Its crazy that people are talking about March Madness rn when Cagg is about to win his 3rd ring soon

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Cagg did it twice in the 2019 section football league on his way to his first ring

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@ManorFBLeague Lol LeCagg can LePunch! HAHAHA Charmin Kuntz is a beta

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@CaggNot Mr. Twitter fingers why do sources say you were getting more snapchats than John Kuntz? You think you are better than your boy? Absolute hypocrisy coming from u

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@LecaggL @ManorFBLeague This is not Cagg!!!!! Cagg is always in the gym and never has time to be on twitter. I’m just a huge fan of Cagg like the entire MFL. Would love to meet Cagg, I heard he is even sexier and more athletic in person