Cagliostro

The cutest alchemist in the world! (Shitposting/IC/Minimal NSFW)

[Cagliostro @Cagi_txt]

//Time to post basic info! Mod is well over 21 and the muse is older than time itself. NSFW is allowed, but I am not confident in my own ability to do that, so don't expect a lot.

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Might have missed the summer quests

Might have been collecting other crystals

Never heard of pyrox-

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Why do I keep hearing of a "keyblade war"

Did the dumb site owner do something dumb again

Also why is the bird gone?

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I will make my timeline immaculate

This is a promise

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160 yesterday, 10 today.

Oh, a gold moon in the ten.

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So Geo took the servers down again.

Good.

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Oh, this site is going under, huh?

DM me for...

"Other" memes of seeing the greatest alchemist tweet things!

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People in Americagarde should stop crashing their cars. Saves money.

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This is the second Ark that I'm working for.

... But this one needs a better disciplinary committee with how many improperly dressed personnel are around.

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If this hellsite is gonna die I might as well say.

Some of you are alright.

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Pull the trigger, Piglet.

[SINoALICE English @sino_english]

<THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING>

After clearing the entire final arc, a ending clip will be played. Once that clip is over, you will be forced logged out. After that, you can never. log. in. ever. again.

Please clear everything before you set foot.

NieR fans will understand.

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Ended up getting a teaching job.

Long story.

Student comes to me asking about the trolley scenario.

Starting to wonder if this inter-net is connected to all universes.

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What is a Gensokyo

Why is someone from there looking at what I post

I see you seeing me seeing you

[lyrinne @miannawzays]

caught that bitghass losing tier B

[slacker_mage✨ @slacker_mage]

guild wars.....guild wars never changes

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Don't come to me for edibles, my research isn't to blaze.

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@geo_txt Allergies!

Or maybe this thing hides a knife.

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Floatie as a bow.

We're a dolphin away from copying another universe.

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@geo_txt Good question!

Next question!

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@geo_txt I've seen the captain use weirder as weapons before. Like a crab.

Or a flower.

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Lucifer never gets a break, does he?

That is going to be very out of context in Americagarde but I don't care.