Carsen Archer

all that & a bag of pork rinds

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

That guy that told me he liked my eyebrows at braums forgot to put gravy in my bag so when I pulled back around I wonder how much he liked them then 🤨

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Today is a gift. Once we live this day, we can’t get it back. Don’t let a disappointment keep you from enjoying this day. Start dreaming again. Start loving again. Start laughing again. We don’t have a guarantee that we’ll be here tomorrow.

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

The guy at Braums just told me he likes my eyebrows so now I feel complete #thelittlethings

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

It’s a good thing there’s not a @ChickfilA on my side of town cause I’d be rolling up on’em rn #hungry

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

I’m really into triscuits. Specifically the dill pickle ones 🤤 #judgeme

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Everyone is freaking out about the game but I’m just thinking about how I ever didn’t like bleu cheese. It’s so dang good.

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

I can’t decide if I like or dislike that this meat is referred to as “rump roast”

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Anyone else like sneezing as much as I do? Fees so damn good

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

I keep forgetting about twitter

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

I need help

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

@ky_thigpen It's normal girl lolll @RachelLee305

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Just saw a sign that said "change lanes to pass" - just trying to figure out how else one would pass another.

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

I need a nanny for my cat.

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

@hannnickell let's start tweeting all of our "weird" thoughts

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

I abandon this thing

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Trying to find a Starbucks for my friends bday but running late. You think she'd like a China house gift card instead?

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Keith follows me everywhere #catlady

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Baby powder is the bomb yall

[Carsen Archer @Cahsen]

Right? You ain't gotta be scurred https://t.co/zh6xyRyjNU