Jayson Tatum: Deuce I’m sorry… uncle Jaylen got traded
Deuce Tatum: Hmph. Unsurprising. He was a fool performing the charade of an intellectual. A man of true wisdom would known the impact his online antics would have on a locker room. FATHER!🫰 I demand ice cream! Butter Pecan
Bill Simmons describes hearing about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife picking him up from a colonoscopy:
“I think I’m dead. The anesthesia killed me. Are there more first round picks?
When this trade happened I had a camera in my ass, and I had Paul George rammed up my ass”
I lived through Billups, Joe Johnson, Antoine, Al Jefferson, Paul Pierce, KG, Avery Bradley, Rondo, Isaiah, Smart, Rob, Jrue, KP etc being traded
The Jaylen Brown trade might be the toughest of them all
Blake Griffin reveals he never uses sports psychologists after he discovered his was leaking his deepest conversations:
“The Clippers hired a sports psychologist that everyone was required to meet with, we talked and when he left, I went to take a shower and when I got out I seen I had a voicemail. It was the psychologist and he said ‘Hey coach, just left Blake’s house, great talk and we discussed some interesting things.’… I was like oh my God, I’m never meeting another sports psychologist again.”
The psychologist accidentally called Blake instead of his coach, with the intention to leak their sensitive convo. 😅 (via TMZ)
The Lakers now have no tradeable first-round picks over the next seven years and have committed $475 million to Luka Dončić, Austin Reaves, and Walker Kessler, per @BrettSiegelNBA