Ukecailey🌞

|-/ Totally Depraved.🌻

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

imma get me a man who looks at me the way penny does @annademotte

[salu @sunsetsalu]

SHAWTY HAD THEM APPA BOTTOM JEANS

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

this quarantine has really given me the time to think through all of my deepest moral decisions. like why am I just now feeling guilty for purposely killing my tamagotchi

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

10/10 highly recommend every woman put their make up on to “Maneater” at least once. talk about intimidation

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

me to my stats prof: “im not gonna be here tuesday, can i get the material we’re covering so ill have it?”

him: “you will be missing a huge part of what we are learning.“

me: “ well, I’m going to the cardiologist so I think that’s a little more important”

him: “i dont know”

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

Who is going to tell christian that the hat goes on The snowman

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

You know you’re exhausted when you drive responsibly

[will defries @willdefries]

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list https://t.co/lgfwur6o40

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

we made a shotmas advent calendar and have 25 shots to take until Christmas day. #winningatchristmas

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

the only onesie for me❤️😂

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

mom: “lets watch die hard. kowabunga muthafrikker”

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

pie love you🥧🦃❤️ #happythanksgiving #futurebrandons

[Tony Pann @TonyPannWBAL]

It's 11/23 or 1123. #FibonacciDay . The Fibonacci sequence is a series of numbers where every number is the sum of the two preceding it. Why important? It's nature's code! Fibonacci spirals are seen in everything from flowers to storm systems to the shape of galaxies.

[Chrish @mistachrish]

*watches Step Up once*

[ᖭི༏ᖫྀ @oblivionkent]

these are the kind of customers I get everyday LMFAOOOO

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

summer lovin’✨

[Ukecailey🌞 @CaileySchafer]

bouta be #brandedbrandon 🎉