Cay

if i don't die in the next 4 years, i'll be a lawyer

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

WE FLY WHERE THE FUCK WE WANT!!!

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[phantotree @PhantoTree]

this image will never leave my brain

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me feeling really hungry right now...

[COTM @COTM_2]

Personajes que dejaron escapar al bebé y años después lo enfrentan de adulto como una amenaza

[goma @soigomaa]

For three years the world knew her only as Emily Doe.
"In the newspapers my name was unconscious intoxicated woman. Ten syllables and nothing more than that." Her attacker had been convicted of three felonies. The judge gave him six months because he was worried prison would have a severe impact on him. He served three months. Then walked free.
She sat in that courtroom and read her statement directly to him. Every word of what had been done to her. Every consequence she had lived with since. Every thing the system had decided didn't matter enough. It was posted online. Read 11 million times in four days. Translated into dozens of languages. Read aloud on the floor of Congress.
California passed mandatory minimum sentences for attacks like hers. Broadened the legal definition of what the law recognised as r**e. The judge was recalled from the bench - the first California judicial recall in 86 years. Then she told the world her real name. Her name is Chanel Miller.

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

I think about this at least once every week

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

- I’m not racist I’m just racist to you
- I speak French so well I misunderstood you and titled my open letter “carte ouverte”
- I’m indigenous btw
- ⁠what I said was horrible so I deleted it, now apologize for VIOLENTLY responding to me or I will sue!
- ⁠also you hate women

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Nothing will beat ᵇᵃᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ﹖

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

Cant believe he actually said this

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

JJ Watt linking up with Freddy, the German traveling the U.S. for the World Cup, when he arrives in Houston.

THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

new favorite map just dropped

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[chels @gremlingardener]

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you