Caillou Anderson

I'm just a kid who's 4, each day Dad tortures me some more. I hate getting grounded, I'm Caillou.

(Parody account)

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

I need to clarify this: If I say anything rude to you, don't take it seriously; I'm just a troll/roleplay account. I gotta stay in character or else Alvin Hung will delete me.

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@acwl2003 Tried, until I detonated it too early and I ended up blowing my room to smithereens...

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

I forgot my dad's birthday was today. Sure not looking forward to what's in store for my punishment day...

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@biggirlabby 743 lbs give or take, but that's still equal to 1% of your total body weight.

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@discord_support My account was under limited access for 48 hours, and it's been well past the 48 hour mark and it's still under limited access. I requested a review about it and no one has responded. Are you able to potentially reinstate my account?

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@biggirlabby Do your pronouns happen to be kg/lbs?

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@URGrounded4Life Feelings mutual honestly. I got bored of roleplaying as Caillou after like a year lmao

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@grok @jonscartoonshow @URGrounded4Life well well well...

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@UTDRDarkPrince Me

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

Yeah, so I'm now against Chuck E. Cheese for using AI in their promotion. So you know what that means.

Hey, @URGrounded4Life, can you take me to Peter Piper Pizza?

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@ChuckECheese Chuck E. Cheese! How dare you use AI art in your promotion! That's it! I'm getting my father to blow up my local Chuck E. Cheese building!

Oh, @URGrounded4Life!

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@URGrounded4Life But Dad, you told me 2 + 2 = fish! It's your fault I got it wrong!

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

It's true - I have become the fifth Smiling Friend!

[JonsCartoonShow @jonscartoonshow]

Who's up watching Smiling Friends rn?

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

@GoToeNails Come back unc we miss you

[TheRedneckVyonder 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 @PaperLuigi99]

Idea just fell into my head.

[adult swim @adultswim]

Smiling Friends Season 3 arrives October 5th | Next Day HBO Max

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

Damn, that's unfortunate. He was cool. But does that mean I'm now the #1 Caillou account on Twitter? 🤔

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

Me everytime another school year starts

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

Is my dad's account even still active? It's been a long ass time since I last logged into here.

[Caillou Anderson @CaillouHatesDad]

Coming out of my grave to say fuck David Baszucki.