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Faustian as false Robert Johnson fables. Loved one's skulls filled with shit and ichor. "Woeful Studies" and "Languish Arts" Tubi chiller.

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

The only real safety net in this world is getting more paper and learning to bullshit people who shouldn't matter.

[BURNT LIME ⚠️WARNING: BITES⚠️ @_burntlime_]

today my roommate got his dui FROM JANUARY dismissed bc the tests came back and he was, as we all knew, sober as fuck. last week the county gave that cop an award for making 100 dui arrests within the last year. like u cannot make this shit up 💀

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee]

christofascists:

[audrey @phlegmme]

My sci fi novella takes place on a strange alien planet where there are 3 genders. The Xle’xlox are powerful warriors, the Glxlodoroplons like to go shopping, and the Zprfliixxoigrgr’px all have tattoos of Frog and Toad riding a bicycle

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Oldhead who hears the hook on this song and asks for definitive evidence that things are actually getting better in Bucktown including an AARP livability index score

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

@prerecessiongrl Wile E Coyote ass capital punishment method

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

choosing to think they're talking about the guy on the left

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Mayor Adams: New York City is the ___ of America

[Josh @rohmerfan1127]

We gotta bring this back — successful musicians should be legally mandated to Grab a Shovel to avoid parasitism

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

The clueless lib visionary we deserve

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Extremely funny that Nolan views the racist backlash to the Odyssey casting as being comparable to comic nerds criticizing his old Batman movies. Like sure man, I guess

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

The Odyssey (2026)

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Never read the dhammapada but im sure one of the sayings gotta be some shit like "only be a neutral sports fan, attachment is true death"

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Have had more fun going thru NFL preseason writing + discussion this last week than all my years tolerating the Blue Jackets

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Have had more fun going thru NFL preseason writing + discussion this last week than all my years tolerating the Blue Jackets

[Whenever there is any doubt----there is no doubt @Tetradugenikid]

This fucking killed my whole household laughing

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

I got dragged to hell for reporting this (and told I was going to hell for bearing false witness) but Bloomberg just affirmed my reporting :-)

[ale @dykemacklin]

you’re telling me this isn’t just one guy that you cut into slices?

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

how it feels

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Also just learned that they started a tv show based on those books like a month ago. The Heated Rivalry creators deserve divine punishment

[Calvinball league lockout @CainaKhanii]

Shouldn't have surprised me that some of the most commonly pirated books in russia are them Elle Kennedy college romance stories but tbf to myself I was under the illusion that the world was a better place when I woke up a few hours ago