// I DO WELCOME YUMESHIPPING, BUT I HAVE BOUNDARIES WITH THAT TOO. PLEASE DONT FORCE YOUR SHIP ONTO ME, AND PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR SHIP BEFORE HAND!! I CANT READ YOUR MIND.
"Great!" [Oh, he got over that quickly]
[He would hold out a hand to himself, his teeth etched with happiness]
"Shall we go? I made a reservation for us at the /best/ restaurant in town~!"
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⠀" OR WHATEVER THE ASSOCIATION THING IS — .ᐣ.ᐟ NO .ᐟ.ᐟ ARE YOU CRAZY .ᐣ.ᐣ "
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⠀" Well, if * you're * ready, then I guess * I * am too . "
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" Like the dog experiment? But I didn't prepare you any treats!! Have you gained a hunger for Wacky Watches?!"
[He jumps back and places a hand over his previously mentioned Wacky Watch]
"You can't have mine!!"
[Who knows how long its been. Maybe hours of Wacky-Watch Advertising!]
[But eventually Caine appears! Looking rather casual]
"Apologies for taking so long! I am finally ready for our 'date' !"
" . . . "
"Okay!" [He shakes off the paint like a wet dog, getting it all over Purpl in the process before coming out completely cleaned]
"I guess I'm gay then!"
"Oh my! I didn't expect an answer so soon! I have to get ready!!"
"QUICK !! Be distracted by my perfect advertising !!"
[He would disappear to presumably "get ready"]