Cairo

Egyptian Mau.
Movie Star.
Meow-tastic Mascot.
PawNation's Resident Feline.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

My owners forgot to feed me before leaving for work, so I shred the toilet paper into bits. That'll teach them.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

They throw the toy and expect me to fetch it. Excuse me. I'm not a kitten. I don't fetch. I'm like, "You're embarrassing yourselves."

[Pets on mom.me @pets_parents]

How do you help a cat overcome the loss of a feline friend? http://t.co/7glkPA7yWc

[Pets on mom.me @pets_parents]

.@TheHungerGames What if #CatchingFire starred cats? We cast that movie: http://t.co/P1uGdFSXNK

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

It's not too late to make a New Year's resolution to devote more of your life to your cat.

[Pets on mom.me @pets_parents]

Keep cats safe in the #PolarVortex and all winter long: http://t.co/02dSQCPska

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

PRO TIP: Don't stare at your cat. We don't like staring. Blink at us to let us know everything is copacetic. Thank you, and you're welcome.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

The cat from "Inside Llewyn Davis" deserves an Academy Award for Best Cat. That's a category, is it not? Well, it certainly should be.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Today is bath day for @ChopperInCharge. I tried to teach him how to clean himself, but that simpleton just doesn't want to learn.

[Pets on mom.me @pets_parents]

Cat Island is real. http://t.co/08gWclwBhT #CatIsland

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Yes, yes. Scratch behind my ears. Yes, that's right. Now under my chin. Wonderful! My goodness, humans make excellent pets.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

New Year's resolutions? If I had any, I wouldn't tell you. That's would be revealing weakness, which cats simply never do.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Why are dogs so obnoxious? @ChopperInCharge just spent two hours barking in my face. Two. Hours. >:(

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

i dont like going to the cat dentist

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Um? There's only 3/4 cup of food in my bowl, and I have a standing order for 1 cup. Someone's going to lose his or her job over this.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

My owner told me, "I could just eat you up with a knife and fork!" What a terrifying, macabre, wildly inappropriate thing to say.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Yesterday, we heard Bart the Stray meowing outside, so my owners let him in the house just this once. No one should be alone on Christmas.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Oh, you got me a box for Christmas! Just what I wanted! What? There's something inside of the box? Why, how terribly unnecessary.

[Cairo @CairoInControl]

Happy holidays, darlings. I'm going to spend tomorrow blissing out with the new catnip toys Santa is sure to leave in my stocking.

[Pets on mom.me @pets_parents]

Could your cat have nutritional deficiency? It could be more common than you think: http://t.co/WXgkciUTFJ