Cait Healey Burke

Communications and social media professional. I adore people, cats, sweets, words, TV, podcasts, & puns. Opinions & bad jokes here are my own.

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@mreils Ugh, coincidentally heading there with the fam for a 10:30 flight. What terminal?

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Saving to my Desktop is a chaotic choice that I simply cannot resist.

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@tburke9876 A fair counterpoint.

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Let's see how GenZ enjoys those baggy pants come snow melting season. I'll be over here in my skinny jeans with comfortably dry ankles.

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"this is my body, which is broken for you: do this in remembrance of me"

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We’d shake the FRAME of your car 📣📣📣

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@mreils Appreciate your thoughts in this difficult time. The only thing that can heal me is.... another podcast lol

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When a podcast you've grown dependent on JUST ENDS. Wednesdays simply aren't the same.

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@jenalyson I know there was at least one person along the way who fought for the oxford comma and lost that noble battle. Thank you for your service and keep fighting the good fight. It could really use one.

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@thememorypalace "The deepening bite of autumn" will stick with me all week. When is your book coming out?

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After hundreds of dollars in summer camp, my kid still hasn’t learned to swim independently. But, he has incorrectly learned the lyrics to the most famous song by the Baha Men. So, there’s that.

[❤️‍🔥maya❤️‍🔥 @chaosrevelry13]

and i backflip to December all the time

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@dominicknero Bad at parties? no way.

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Through the baby monitor after (foolishly) attempting to explain evolution to my five-year-old right before bedtime: “MOM, WHEN WILL I BE A FISH AGAIN?”

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@Justsome666 @tylerschmall I came here to mention this book!!

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@tacobell No cinnamon twists?? Just do it, you’re rich!

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100 Gerunds 😆

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55 Nouns
55 Verbs
55 Adjectives
55 Prepositions
55 Adverbs
100 Conjunctions
100 Gerunds
100 Abbreviations
100 Interjections
100 Onomatopoeias
55 Determiners
55 Acronyms
55 Place Names
55 Participles

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@Matt_Rainone Sounds like the work of a driving crooner

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I used to say that Fast and the Furious 7 was the best movie I had ever seen. But, that was simply because Fast and the Furious 10 had not yet been made. A true cinematic masterpiece.