Caitlin Kern

Disclaimer: I tweet mainly about food and my dogs. Judge me. Also, I'm not 80 (even if I sound like it). And don't look at my location. I'm always from MN. 🌲❤

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

Hey @flystl you know what's not fun? Sitting on the floor next to a packed charging table and pumping so I can continue to feed my baby after this flight. Join the rest of the world and get a nursing area. @MAMAVA

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

The best part of turning 30 today was making @chrissyteigen's Mac & Cheese recipe. And yes, it's waaay better than John's. And no, I haven't tried John's. #sorrynotsorry

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@IHGService https://t.co/6tvnFGHYrT

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@HolidayInn anddddd still on hold. Get. Your. Shit. Together.

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@IHGService https://t.co/Zry87VWpB6

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@HolidayInn takes the win for worst customer service. Last time I'll stay with these jerks, ever.

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@HolidayInn anddddd still on hold. Get. Your. Shit. Together.

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@HolidayInn takes the win for worst customer service. Last time I'll stay with these jerks, ever.

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@Target explain to me how this item is not eligible for promotion when it literally says so on the page? And now your CSR is trying to explain "how a promotion" works? #girlbye

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

The whole container of garlic butter from @PapaJohns #thingsmydogate #pippathetank

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@joshcoope1969 @colingriffin16 @thed_diaries @realDonaldTrump *their

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

Hey @united. A 3 hour delay due to air traffic control is just a little ridiculous, don't ya think?

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

Ugh. https://t.co/KpP6oyXHMW

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

Probably one of the bests recipes I've ever tried. You should try it… https://t.co/XavpQlpCsB

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

Chicken Peppery Pesto Zoodles saved my week. Okay, the wine helped. #Whole30Recipes #wineisnotcompliant #ifonly https://t.co/U5CmHLCqlZ

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

This recipe is #Whole30 approved. The donut I just ate, definitely not. #balance
Turkey Burgers & Parsnip Fries - https://t.co/j2l0t9FftK

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@Penney1188 @AllisonPane @erinsorensen izz-O and izz-A

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

@Penney1188 @AllisonPane @erinsorensen Bonnie and Clyde

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

I think I just found my new homepage. https://t.co/s4xo0BkLWH

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

Girl, you ain't no Jackie. #whoyoufinnatry

[Caitlin Kern @CaitEKern]

This easily beats every other live musical performance on the bachelor. Minus EVERY word Corrine is saying. #TheBachelor @viallnicholas28