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Pan/Leftist. Currently spinning wool. CPhT. DnD. Plants. Cats. Maker of objects. Hater of processed chicken. she/her.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Ev 🦌 of #greenelletwt playing P3R @ireallylikedeer]

you never know bro shrimp can fry rice

[Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️ @Hermit_Thrush]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.

[Elle @DSMXIII]

dolly’s Q&A section at the end of her book… pls she was a gem

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[Beep 🧁 @CaitIsTweeting]

@thinkiamsad I got my feet measured yesterday at a running store, they used this.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

sam handwich

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

meep meep ass location

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

yesterday i came out of my studio and my son (4) told me he had an idea for a comic so i drew this while he was giving me the complete instructions:

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

young trainee bartender at the airport said “sorry your beer doesn’t have any foam on it, does that make you sad?” and I instinctively blurted out “my foam !”

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

This post lives deep, deep inside my brain

[Danielle Breezy @DanielleBreezy]

PLEASE SHARE: Have you heard of the Sunshine Protection Act? If it gets passed, it could make Daylight Saving Time permanent. Our latest sunrise would change to 7:58am in early January. However, our earliest sunset time would slide to 5:32pm in early December! What do you think?

[Beep 🧁 @CaitIsTweeting]

I love having and being a sister because I just asked mine what her wedding colors are and she said sage green with a bit of pink and gold. AFTER I had already picked THIS color scheme for her wedding quilt.

[Ołiwia Oxide 🏳️‍⚧️ @StraightFussin]

Tweet and retweet are sitting on a wall

Tweet fell off

Who’s left???