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[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@HannahPosted Us as well, but there remains the problem that no other neighborhood kids are allowed to go anywhere independently.

[Helaine Olen @helaineolen]

Everyone will bring their priors to this and I'm no exception so let me say this: we cannot separate the decline of children's independent activity with peer pressure on (mostly) moms coming from both society and the schools 1/

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@TomsRandomStuff Bloody Mary. Problem solved.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@HannahPosted The part where she says you’ll only need to rock them for 4 months…lol

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@DudeVonDuding @maiamindel I feel like I’m losing my mind. This is *obviously* satire that surfaces a very real phenomenon among the very rich?

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@RLSWrites @MoiraDonegan The context is that it’s satire.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@LaComtesseJamie Middle aged women in Merrells and LL Bean fleece vests are the best that we have to offer.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@NickTagliaferro The hubris required to *already be on crutches* and summon Taylor’s army.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

Hey…who looks like the biggest dork here? We need him for a min.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

PATRICK McHENRY takes the chair and announces that he is now the Speaker pro tempore until a successor to Kevin McCarthy is elected.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

All the kids in my neighborhood referring to David Cross as “the guy from ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’”

[bigby 🦇 @hesbianbigby]

imagine running up to a celebrity and only saying u recognize them from a thing they were part of but absolutely not popular for

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@GQBound My kids set an alarm to remember to watch it, but I had the same question prior to this morning.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@figgityfigs Look up answers on your phone. Ma’am…some of us are old.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

This is so Utah.

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Jets QB Zach Wilson is determined to win over the respect of his teammates.

Today he bought ice cream for every single player and coach in the building.

Class Act.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

I need a copyright lawyer to let me know if the author complaints over their books being ingested into large language models stand up?

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@solomonmissouri You are just not going to get the appropriate amount of shit talk out of a guy from Utah.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@davidgura We cannot do this again. Please, see what happened to David Simon.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@clhubes Mine was 2.5 and 6 months. Huge leap in getting easier at 3 and 1 when bottles/breastfeeding were off the table, and a second huge leap at 4.5 and 2.5 when everyone used the toilet. Every year after has been easier since.

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@ryangrim Oh…so this is *every* school

[Cait @CaitJPerry]

@figgityfigs When I was 24, I was married to a 26 year old. I just don’t think multiple months of celibacy would have been workable.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump says he wants to debate Meghan Markle. But he’s still too busy to be ready for his court cases. https://t.co/KzsXZTUoWd