Caitlin Probst

Take that for data.

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

So....we’re 3 miles from the epicenter, and when the earthquake started, we SPRINTED as fast as we could into the babies room. Or so I thought. Sound on.

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

Me: makes my children chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream

3 year old: “wow! This is like cardboard!”

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

I would pay $500 for my kids to stop waking up at the break of dawn

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

Blasting Olivia Rodrigo and Renee Rapp like the young, fun Gen Zer I am

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Me no matter what the Supreme Court says about Diet Coke

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

When I say “I’ve got that dog in me” this is the dog

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

This indictment really does hit home that the US Government does not have secret knowledge of alien life. Trump would’ve told every car dealership owner who played a round of golf at Mar-a-Lago about the big, beautiful aliens with their yuge floating saucers

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

As a parent my greatest responsibility is curating the ideal environment to experience summer Saturday mornings as a kid.

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

I present: Indie eating pizza

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@jeremynef Explain plz

[natbalda @natbalda]

everyone at the stroke of midnight on their 30th bday

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

Genuinely disturbing

[Henry Smith @HenrySmithqb]

Well this just happened across the street in Draper

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@JorgeBarraganPB Hi Jorge

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

This is the storm that broke me.

[NWS Salt Lake City @NWSSaltLakeCity]

As far as additional snow, well looking like at least 20 to 30 inches in the Wasatch with locally up to 4 feet in the Upper Cottonwoods. We'll have an update on snow accumulations later today, but for now, check out this page for more info: https://t.co/3CqW3WTefg #utwx #wywx

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

this is how your email finds me,

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@brooklynROFL @ehbaier The full version: an absolute bop https://t.co/dUwJmzHbkX

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@Lindseyruns Girl I have a list of things you need for YOU to recover if you want it

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@brooklynROFL The existential fear started with Y2K and we haven’t looked back since 😎

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@MegMorleyWalter When “right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta on a red eye midnight flight” hits 😭🫠

[Caitlin Probst @CaitJustine]

@jeremynef @BenWilsonTweets I get to piggyback with Jer on the compound list