Cait

eater of snacks. taker of naps. she/her/hers. #momlife with a toddler named B and an infant called A.

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

I got body shamed by my toddler at 5 am. Happy Thursday!

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

@Ideally_Realist Thank you friend! ❤️

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

Birthday cow is insanely cute. The best gift would be for Floyd to let me hug him and share some grass snacks. 🎂

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 1st June 2022
🐮 Floyd
🏷️ Instagram/iowafarmsanctuary
💕 #animaloftheday

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 1st June 2022
🐮 Floyd
🏷️ Instagram/iowafarmsanctuary
💕 #animaloftheday

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

A is now mobile. Which means B is experiencing his sister grabbing his toys at a faster rate than he ever anticipated and he is NOT happy.

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

B refers to #Encanto as "Encanto 2 Musics", so this is my formal proposal to @Lin_Manuel for a second Encanto title. We will require compensation for this idea. Thank you.

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

Toddler words are adorable. Soccer practice is called "soccer breakfast". Not gonna correct this ever.

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

Me, muttering to myself: wow, I really need to clean out my car.
B: yeah, you do.

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

Watching a Dora the Explorer Christmas episode on Easter. This house is lawless. If Jesus were present in our house he'd probably be cool with it though.

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

@patti_wigington But does the cat let you go back to sleep?

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

5:45am B climbs into my bed. I tell him that it is too early, go back to sleep. I close my eyes. 2 min later I feel a tiny hand caress my face & it makes it's way to my double chin. The hand is poking & squeezing my neck fat. I open my eyes.
B: is wake up time?

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

K and B watching the @cavs
K: oh, good D!
B: oh, they fall down!

The sport for everyone.

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

New #PawPatrol movie just dropped on Paramount+. Evening plans decided.

#MOMLIFE

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

I cannot express to you the joy it brings me when I help people Find Out after they have Fucked Around.

#HR

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

B: 😂😂
Me: 😂 you are so silly!
B: I not. 😠
Me: 😳

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

B: ouch! I bonk my head again!
Me: can you stop bonking your head on things?
B: 🙄 sure.

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

B has been walking around this whole time thinking Maui's name is actually "Molly" 😂

#momlife

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

@bree_wigi You are an unstoppable bad bitch.

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

@bree_wigi 🤔 I don't understand but also I don't want to.

[Cait @CaitLivesCO]

B: what starts with lowercase "e"?
K: uhhh, lowercase elephant.

#momlife