green bean

stay turnt, pony boy

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

Hey, if you’re sick don’t go get your hair done??? I’m sick now bc my client was and I can’t see my fucking family on Mother’s Day and I’m pissed.

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

I love my bob :)

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

I miss the forever 21 $2 camis ):

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

Someone bought the house I was looking at on zillow for weeks that I totally couldn’t even afford):

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

@bpfeiffs Cameron Diaz dancing in her underwear in Charlie’s angels was my gay awakening 😜

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

Fuck my chungus life

[Topazz_ 💜 @T0pazz_05]

@alanthefisher

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

The young people calling yoga pants flared leggings is driving me insane

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

MARKIPLIER IS MARRIED!!!!

[bug girl @buggirl]

the united states if all the christians disappeared tomorrow

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death before it happened. if anyone else had died he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

I’m sorry but some people shouldn’t rest in peace 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ron @ronthacreator]

I’m sorry but sending condolences to a white supremacist is insane.

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

You’re not gonna get me with the “no one deserves this” angle because I believe evil people like him should in fact die

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

wow what a beautiful day for no reason in particular

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

I love having access to my old Facebook bc i just love seeing that some of the meanest people from high school have become Jesus freaks lmao

[green bean @CaitMarieTass]

I just sneezed while using my bidet and I think that’s the first time anyone’s ever done that, I’m the first