Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

ENFJ • 6w7 • queer genderqueer pansexual 🏳️‍🌈 • doin’ hot fat shit • survived fundie evangelicalism • happily polyamorous ✨

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah, I work in a flower shop now! And yes, it is my literal dream. It isn’t all glamorous and I get honestly love every bit of it.

Wholesale market. Processing days. Bringing bouquets to friends. Bringing flowers home. Making these two arrangements so far. I love it.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@pel_mooper Okay, weird flexxxxxx. 🙄(jealous)

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@emilyporterwv I’m so FUCKING excited for Severance to be backkkkkk.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@pel_mooper Sign. Me. Up.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@emilyporterwv I fucking love y’all so much. We gotta grab a beer sometime.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the fact that this will be a close election will never not be jarring to me

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@pel_mooper Holy shit.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

I do. It’s me, today. Today was the big, third one (involving bridal flowers for a wedding TODAY) and I just missed it. I read the form and prepped the order and just missed the one crucial thing about delivery.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

You know when you make your first legit mistake at a new job but it’s actually 3 smaller things that fall under your responsibility and the first 2 we weren’t using all the tools we had could so you improve and adjust and move on but the third one is big and genuine human error?

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

“I think it’s weird to not like slugs just because they’re gross… I like to judge them based on their character.” - my girlfriend, yapping to me on the phone while they fall asleep #ilovemygf

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

My flower shop era is giving dyke, I gotta be honest. Love that for me.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@pel_mooper It hurts my feelings so much.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the lgbtq crowd does not know who this is. we are listening to chappell roan

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

Straight up got fired at the end of my shift today. No notice, effective immediately. Some of the shit they said to me…

I have so much shit I wanna say, y’all.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

“I’m not a narc in the sense of ‘if you have drugs on you, I’ll tell on you’ because I’ll do the drugs with you.

I’m a narc in the sense that I follow the rules when we drive.” - no one ever

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

One of my dear friends posted a reel of clips & photos of a bunch of his friends with audio about how important non-romantic love is and how grateful he is for his friends. One video I took of him and my partner dancing made it in.

And I just really wish I was in that video.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

Me: “What’s so bad about being cringe?”
Coworker: “Oh, it hurts meeeee. It makes my eyes hurt. It makes my lip twinge. Nooo please.”

I say be the cringe you wanna see in the world.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

“Y’all know Toby Mac?” “Is that a country artist?”

What must it be like to not have deeply imbedded religious trauma????

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

@deadlyblonde IT’S A DREAM.

[Cait “The Great” Butt (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @Cait_Elizabeth]

“We have to do SOMEthing”
“to keep the horrors at bay…” - me
“to keep the creativity flowing.” - coworker

“Nope, your thing, for sure.” - me