Caitlin Geisser

Actor. Director. Teacher. Sweet Girl.

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Every other parent on the soccer field: GO GO! BE AGGRESSIVE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET IT TOGETHER!!!

Aunty Cait: Just remember your self worth is not dependent on this game. Every mistake is a chance to learn. You'll get em next time! Proud of you no matter what. Xoxo

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I unlocked $49 Rush tickets for CABARET at the Kit Kat Club on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/HKPV8ZYSQG

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I think I’m officially old because while grading research assignments I said, (out loud, to no one) “These kids really don’t know how to write anymore”

But I won’t lie… it’s apalling. And a little scary.

Theatre is about to be research paper bootcamp.

*steps off soap box*

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Everytime they say “coshtume” on @DanceMoms, an angel loses its wings.

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Last night, me actively in the ER ….

My mom (who fully knows I’m in the ER): “So what time are we going to the prop warehouse tomorrow.”

Tell me you work in theatre without telling me you work in theatre… 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/XsPHvWbGIz

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As someone who does a lot in general and a lot FOR other people, whenever I say no to something I am almost always met with animosity and push back. I do as much as a girl can and sometimes no does actually mean no.

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@X as someone who does a lot in general, and a lot for other people when I say “No, I can’t do that” it is almost always met with animosity and a ton of push back. I do as much as a girl can , so if the answer if no… then sometimes the answer truly is no.

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Monday:

Midnight- HBD Dakota
Up at 6am
Starbucks
Taught 5 classes
Filmed a promo to advertise school
Fire drill- not planned
Dress rehearsal for Annie
Home for clothes
Had to stop for gas
Drove an hour
Matilda rehearsal
Trip to the ER
Wawa milkshake
Bed by 4am

✨Variety✨

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I set myself up to work in an industry where people just tell me how much they don’t like me from the time I wake up until the time I go to bed and I’m like “la la la. I like theatre la la la. Thanks for your angry email. La la la. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow.”

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I’ve worn overalls way before they were cool.

And I’m torn about whether I’m happy or not that the rest of the world is joining me…

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Is it okay to say like I’m sorry but I’m unavailable to the world until March 23rd?

Spring Musical Season is particularly crazy this year.

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“Miss Caitlin, is my ass still on?”

“Uh what?”

“Is my ass still on?”

*this can’t be what this child is asking me…*

“OH YOUR ASH! Yes it is,sweet baby who cannot enunciate.”

Another day of teaching in a Catholic school but not Catholic.

Happy Ash Wednesday Valentine’s!

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Please keep inviting your busy friends to things. It matters and we will move mountains for the people we care about to attend those things.

I’m busy. I know it. It doesn’t mean I don’t care.

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Emotionally wrecked from MY OWN production. Alice By Heart you were so special. 💔💜

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I am exhausted. Come see Alice By Heart and see why. 🔑🕰️📘✨

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Everyone else today probably started eating healthier and went to the gym to start the new year off right... I went to the theatre and painted a set for ten hours and was like girl you deserve a large French fry AND a chocolate shake!

#NewYearSameMe #NoLineAtTheDriveThru

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Twice a year, every year, I google daylight savings as if I’ve never lived through it before.

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People online will really be trying to sell a “vintage two tier side table”…

Baby, that is a straight up bookshelf from the 90’s. No thank you.

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We don’t talk enough about the emotional labor of waiting for other people to do their jobs so that you can do what you need to do.

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I now know what it feels like to fall face first down an entire flight of steps. My leg will heal but honestly my heart will never recover from that pure TERROR.