Caitlin Humphreys

Pun Goddess

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

I entered the free Shakespeare in the Park Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/i94wi3ANBx

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

Jill saging the White House tonight

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

"What good is the warm of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness."

#fallleaves #winteriscoming #holidays #accordion https://t.co/MhUpxfBe2l

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/VAEwjastH1

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Mauree Turner | They / Them @MaureeTurnerOK]

That's me! Mauree Turner. Pronouns They & She (not preferred, just pronouns)

I am a born n raised Muslim-Oklahoman. Non-binary femme, & community organizer. The work I've been doing with, in, & for my community goes back years.

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

Noooooo

[Virgin Pickle Queen @GorillaaMamaa]

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Be patient, folks. Votes are being counted, and we feel good about where we are.

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

I already voted! Did you?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

4 days to prevent another 4 years.

Vote: https://t.co/eoxT07d7QB

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

Waiting for the results of the election like... #vote #voteblue #voteblue2020 #voteforjoebiden #voteforkamalaharris #artechousenyc #elphabaonthemoon @ ARTECHOUSE NYC https://t.co/RViIrw6Kx1

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

I would just never feel proud of my position knowing I had to sneak in the back door.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

In my on-boarding to Congress, I get to pick my insurance plan.

As a waitress, I had to pay more than TWICE what I’d pay as a member of Congress.

It’s frustrating that Congressmembers would deny other people affordability that they themselves enjoy. Time for #MedicareForAll.

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

@gaygrlzkissalot Important talents

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

Don’t have a secret Santa this holiday? Have a couple glasses of wine and go on amazon prime. #singletwitter #Amazon #primeit #redwine #AmazonPrime #secretsanta #suprises

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

@Collin8r Well obviously you did something wrong....

[Caitlin Humphreys @CaitlinHumphs]

The man who was hissing at me on my walk home tonight got hit suddenly in the head by one of the angry acorns that have been falling from the tree outside my apartment. So thank you, karma, for your swift justice or much thanks to you, feminist squirrels, for your perfect aim.