Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.
The year is 2008. You get home from school and do your 3rd grade math homework. As you wait for dinner to be ready, this comes on. No distractions other than one of the best TV shows. No phones to distract you. You’re completely focused on Drake and Josh. Completely stress free.
FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time
This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy
This is Bennie. He was hit by a car as a puppy and lost both his back legs. Today, his owner added skis to his assistive cart, and he couldn't be happier. 14/10