Skipper Brody: “I’m gonna get rid of these hippos the same why I get rid of special people in my life.... I LOVE YOU! I want commitment! Meet my parents! #JungleCruise#MagicKingdom#SkipperBrody
Me: “Turn your Study Guides in if you want Extra Credit.”
Student: “I didn’t do my Study Guide.”
Me: ”So you’re getting an A on the Test today?”
Student: “Wait we have a test today?!”
Student after Test: “That Test was SO hard! We didn’t learn any of this!”
Me:
Zach: Where are we trick-or-treating this year?
Me: Why would we do that?
Zach: We have a child now!
Me: You mean our dog?
#CorgiParents#HeThinksItsOurChild