Caitlin Conner

“I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday” -Chris Brown

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body so tea the british are coming

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God the standards I have for men now are through the ROOF.

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Talking to my grandma outside of a day club be like

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@dontbeafah I have never related to something more

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Conversation with Emma-

M: you cannot just lick all the Nutella off your toast
E: you only said eating it out of a bowl is not good
M: that's true but now I see you're all sticky
E: and actually that's why no one should watch me all the time

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they should play the most angry sounding music of all time for customer service hold lines. Would be fun.

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I am so excited for someone to come home I’m painting a welcome sign because that’s what family is :) I can’t wait to sent this across the coast.

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Spencer shay from icarly might be the funniest person in television

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K so if I ever join some sort of wine book club thing I’d like someone to absolutely beat the shit out of me. Over and out

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My dog will only Eat if there is part of MY bagels cream cheese on it. been eating plain bagels since 2022.

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@WillRibaudo1 What can I say, I do my best thinking in the stall. Imagine dragons was just a plus

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Imagine dragons is playing in the women’s restroom at this restaurant and I’m just debating if I should insinuate some sort of mosh pit / riot

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I put love is blind on and in the beginning erik is absolutely not interested and by episode 2 he is sitting at the edge of the bed gasping and knows everyone’s name and backstory before I do 💀

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*This is a thread and a honest conversation*

Father: isn’t marriage meant to be holy and pure?

Me: and is this not a pure moment for me to have lil Jon there with all my family and friends ???

Father: you’re completely missing the point here.

Me: I think YOU are.

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My father: so If you decide to get married one day I’ll help pay for the wedding in full.

Me: if you can get @LilJon to preform at my wedding I’ll pay for the rest myself.

Father: is that honestly what you want to do with your money?

Me: I don’t really see another choice.?

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Yesterday Erik dropped my entire brand new coffee on the ground on accident. Today I opened the car door and accidentally spilled his all over the seat. So I guess the universe works in my favor

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Remember FarmVille lol

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I receive a text this morning from a a dear friend that reads: “look what I found in my car of yours.”

So Happy Halloween from my pastie & Vape stuck to one another in not even my own vehicle. 🎃 👻

Horray!

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Leave it to yours truly to slip in literal dog shit ✌🏻

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Yo why is this self driving car behind me a better driver than 99% of Californians Smfh