Caitlinn Fauer

My life is a shit storm —————————Snapchat: fauer15 😘

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

I almost like mashed potatoes more than I like myself

[👤 @MrSixteenth]

What my food sees from inside the microwave

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When you sit in Secretary of State for so long that you want to sucker punch every b**** that looks at you

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

Find me in the bath procrastinating my hw

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with.

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

BBQ chicken pizza can make me do some dirty things

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@Doom_Mi Thanks Dominic, she was a part of me... I wish time could heal all wounds

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

I’m not sure why god took my baby away but I loved her more than life itself and it hurts to live without her

[mol @molkusser]

Fuck it I’ll do it myself

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

it really sucks when the person you want to be around, isn’t around

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

Addressing men of all ages-
If you leave your number on the bill, you DAMN WELL better tip more than 5$ the fuq is wrong with you ?

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

Olive Garden breadsticks will be the reason I’m overweight in the near future

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

Wondering where the hell the comeback, “I’ll booty-clap your momma” came from

It’s perfect in every situation

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

Fuck adulting, I just wanna get drunk and eat Taco Bell

[Caitlinn Fauer @CaitlinnFauer]

@Heart_LessGirI is this accurate or what

[trashley. @AshleyMarieLeaa]

Your ex is probably out here lying about why y’all broke up & calling you the toxic one.