Caitlyn Charteris

We arent going to be young, healthy, and extremely goodlooking for our whole lives so ya gotta Carpe YOLO, you know like carpe diem but you only live once

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When your beer freezes faster than you can drink it #CanadianProblems #pondhockey

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"They have a 64GB in regular gold but I wanted rose gold" <- the most basic white girl thing I've ever said 💁🏼🙈

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My lip gloss is too cold to squeeze out #whitegirlproblems #CanadianProblems

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Rap battles over snap chat is the only way I stay awake on long road trips. If anyone wants to challenge me, my snapchat is caitlynchartz

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Just in case anyone was wondering how drunk I was when I woke up this weekend #seleven #anotherwordfor17

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That moment when the vehicle beside you is laughing at you for belching out Adele lyrics #noshame #hello #justkeepsinging

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Hey guys, I got it

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Does anyone know if there's hockey games going on at the rink. I'm in desperate need of greasy rink food #trollin

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12:53 update. Still in bed. Still starving. Bring food

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When you need to clarify if it's 730am or pm when you came home cause your hard AF #drunktweeting #stillcutetho #caitlynstoptalking

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There's nothing that can't be fixed by an old school @justinbieber jam session

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Everyone's getting into relationships, getting engaged or married and having kids and I'm just over here forcing my cat to love me 😑😑

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So what if you don't have a perfect body, your a lot better than where you started, as a baby, who crapped himself all the time

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You would move mountains to make me happy, but I want to move my own

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I can't be the only one that thought Timbits were actually the centres of all donuts, right? 🙈

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That awkward moment when someone likes your picture from 22weeks ago... #creepin

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Twisted teas taste like the smell of craven. I can't tell if I love it or hate it #craven2015

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The shbath was invented for times like these #cheerhangover #amidead? 😴

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Sometimes the hardest challenge with coming up with a clever yet hilarious tweet is doing it while staying under the 140 charac