Ok, Quarentine needs to ends. My dad has officially singled me out as the child that must listen to every “dad, life lesson” that comes from every movie/TV show ever. 🤦🏼♀️ #pleaseletmeout
If I could hire someone to do anything it would be to make coffee in the morning and bring it to me as soon as I wake up. I would be completely happy with that life! ☕️
Lady at the threading place “I’m at the eyebrow place. Ya know, where they rip out all your eyebrows and then you die inside.... just catch me here in a minute and I’ll be screaming” I’ve never related to something harder in my life 😂
I grew up in a house that wasn’t child proof, rode in the bed of pickup trucks, ate home cooked meals, didn't wear a seatbelt, rode a bike with no helmet, didn’t have a safe space, and drank water from the hose. And you know what? I survived. Merica.