Caitria O'Neill

Hermit, Google Researcher, formerly at Facebook, Airbnb. My views are my own.

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

@calfireSCU My dudes - unless someone has lived here for ages and knows what 'west of X road' means off the top of their heads in a disaster, this is not sufficient info.
I just moved here, I smell smoke, my eyes sting from it, I live on Uvas - no clue if we need to evacuate firm this tweet.

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

We have reached the 'painting D&D characters' stage of social distancing, thank you.

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

*the screams of my dying plants as I bring home a new baby for the collection.*

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

Surviving coronavirus, Frank Hebert Dune style.

[Kim Goodwin @kimgoodwin]

I have had more than one male colleague sincerely ask whether a certain behavior is mansplaining. Since apparently this is hard to figure out, I made one of them a chart.

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

My new neighbors installed curtains and now I have to get my own Netflix account again. I thought we were watching TOGETHER Donna 💀

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

I coughed in an Uber in Northern California, and I have never felt like more of a social pariah.

#coronavirus

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

My husband's love language is Python.

#ValentinesDay2020 #homeautomation

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

Camp's Bay, South Africa.

The ridgeline and the jetlag are blowing my mind.

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

I wanted a superpower like flying... but it turns out I'm just good at bolting out of a deep sleep and ejecting my dog from the bed whenever she starts gagging.

Not saying it isn't a useful power. Just, not like flying.

[User Interviews @userinterviews]

If you’ve ever presented research to a crowd of glazed over eyes, or sent around a detailed research report only to hear back crickets, this episode is for you.

We chatted with @CaitriaONeill about how to make research reports people get excited about👇

https://t.co/bB7Ax1p6np

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

I'm back on Twitter, god help us all.

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

If a woman lifts a relatively light object in a Trader Joes and an elderly man DOESN'T flirtatiously tell her it is too heavy for her...would the sun rise tomorrow?
#pickuplines #timeschange

[Caitria O'Neill @CaitriaONeill]

I'm so on the girlfriend's side of the nasty relationship fight in the apartment next door. You tell him girl. #thinwalls #domesticbliss #observinglife